Rita Skeeter
Here I am, in an isolated ベッド wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN によって DEATH” crowd there . によって hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.
Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve lets find what happened there……….
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Rita : oh my! Its unbelievable! Where have I turned up today?
Death eater1: oh yeah look there – an old scum has turned up here.
Rita: excuse me あなた unknown man but あなた ought to give some respect to people who actually live.
Death eater 2: its time あなた earned it lady または you’ll soon be joining us. あなた know our powers are not gone entirely.we’ve got a wand あなた know?
( after an awkward pause )
Rita : well あなた know since I came here, I might as well interview “the man..”
Deathe eater 3: excuse me? What did あなた just say??
Rita: well あなた know he’s called like that now in the wizarding world but if it offends あなた so much I can use “the dark lord” あなた know?
Death eater 4: yeah!it sounds better.
(just as skeeter is about to enter a room Bellatrix appears in the way. Thinking she might as well do her job to perfection, skeeter decides to go with her first.)
Rita : um..miss Bella do あなた mind if I interview you?
Bella : yes I mind and if あなた call me Bella again..you know no one but the dark lord ….has the er right…. (bellatrix blushes)
Rita : well shall I have one 質問 for あなた that the muggles who read Harry potter waiting to know?
Bella: muggles? Filthy mudbloods 読書 about the noble Dark lord?? What the hell is going on there?
Rita : well あなた know an extremely intelligent lady called JKR has somehow received an intuition and imaginarily wrote about the wizarding world and it quite seems to be true!
Anyways lets come to the point now. What do あなた think about having to die in the hands of Molly weasley?
Bella : THAT IDIOTIC OLD BRAT MURDERING ME – ME- THE DARK LORD’S MOST DEVOTED SERVANT. THAT WASTREL- THAT FAT-UNTALENTED-UGLY-SQUAT-POVERTY RIDDEN-BLOOD TRAITOR – FIT FOR NOTHING – ITS NOT FAIR – I CAN DEFEAT HER IN A 秒 – ITS NOT FAIR –I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS-I WANT JUSTICE-CRUCIO-CRUCIO-………
(and skeeter positively runs from the place to avoid further torture. Then after an 時 of melee she finally meets voldemort )
Rita : its an immense pleasure to meet あなた my lord!
Voldemort : it wouldn’t be such a pleasure for あなた if im not in a good mood.
Rita : er –Mr Riddle
Voldemort : how dare あなた call me using my filthy mudblood fathers name..Call me nothing but voldemort.
Rita : so lets 移動する on… as あなた know how famous I am in the wizarding world…
Voldemort: *snorts* あなた know I may have been killed によって a boy but yet I’m sensible enough to know some facts.
Rita : well anyways the point is that あなた can convey to the wizarding world what あなた want them to know through me.
Voldemort: that’s the only reason im tolerating all this nonsense.
Rita : so people have got many 質問 and I want to ask あなた them. First of all do あなた still think あなた were もっと見る powerful than HARRY POTTER?
Voldemort : do あなた have any doubt in that? ( eyes narrow furiously )
Rita : next- why is it that あなた never really married?
Voldemort: just because I didnt marry it doesn’t mean that I never… er… that’s my personal so 移動する on before I blast あなた down.
Rita: um…after all these years have あなた learnt a lesson?
Voldemort: yes!! ( he certainly has an evil glint in his eyes now )
Rita : what is the lesson?
Voldemort : 次 time I make a horcrux I’ll make sure I put もっと見る enchanments and use unusual objects not connected to me.
Rita : a very useful lesson indeed – I see あなた have thought well on this matter.
Voldemort: (menacingly) 移動する on!!!
Rita : well one final 質問 – what do あなた wish to tell HARRY POTTER ?
( voldemort rises from his chair and starts shouting furiously )
Voldemort : THAT BOY LIVES ONLY DUE TO MY MISTAKE AND NOT HIS POWER.
Rita : thinks -{ how many times does he make the same mistake? Yet not admitting. }
Voldemort :TELL HIM THAT EVEN IF HE KILLED ME, THE DARK LORD HAS NOT ロスト HOPE. HE WILL RISE AGAIN..
Rita : thinks-{ how?}
Voldemort : AND GIVE HIM THIS ON MY BEHALF – ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’ , ‘AVADA KEDAVRA’
(rita positively flees out but もっと見る death eaters 登録する the pursuit led によって Bellatrix yet again. And amidst-
CRUCIO! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA! CONFRINGO!
She however manages to return back but not totally unscathed though)
WELL GOOD LUCK 次 TIME RITA!!!
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