あなた know you've read SS/PS one too many times when あなた . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a レモン Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that あなた don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time あなた see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on 発言しました walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when あなた get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap ランダム bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave ランダム sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell ランダム people that あなた know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, バター mellow, turn this stupid fat ラット yellow," at every マウス あなた see.
18. Tell your フレンズ to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in 発言しました mirror.
21. Set 火災, 火 to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time あなた enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that あなた know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil あなた think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch または wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to あなた to the "cupboard under the stairs," または "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will 表示する up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. 検索 every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a レモン Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that あなた don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time あなた see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on 発言しました walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when あなた get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap ランダム bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave ランダム sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell ランダム people that あなた know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, バター mellow, turn this stupid fat ラット yellow," at every マウス あなた see.
18. Tell your フレンズ to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in 発言しました mirror.
21. Set 火災, 火 to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time あなた enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that あなた know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil あなた think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch または wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to あなた to the "cupboard under the stairs," または "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will 表示する up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. 検索 every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
