I 愛 Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things あなた can say または do when he insults you. Let's get this 一覧 started!
1.If he calls あなた a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of あなた for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes あなた sick.
9. "Say that one もっと見る time あなた blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did あなた run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy あなた some new ones."
12. Say, Are あなた naturally stupid? または do あなた practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? あなた father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for あなた Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult あなた could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish あなた had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls あなた an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted によって a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did あなた know the フェレット could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are あなた doing here? Shouldn't あなた be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls あなた a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of あなた for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes あなた sick.
9. "Say that one もっと見る time あなた blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did あなた run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy あなた some new ones."
12. Say, Are あなた naturally stupid? または do あなた practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? あなた father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for あなた Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult あなた could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish あなた had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls あなた an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted によって a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did あなた know the フェレット could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are あなた doing here? Shouldn't あなた be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
I was asked to do this によって lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.
Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, または otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture
Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, または could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, または otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture
Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, または could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
