•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first 日 at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are あなた a prefect, Percy? あなた should have 発言しました something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: または twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A 分 --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone




•"Oh, are あなた a prefect Percy? あなた should have 発言しました something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"


•Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."


•"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask あなた something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. "You may ask me one もっと見る thing, however."
"What do あなた see when あなた look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another クリスマス has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."




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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets




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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban




•"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."


•Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."




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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire




•"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" 発言しました Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" 発言しました Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," フレッド whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."


•Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.


•"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," 発言しました George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."


•"Enjoying it?" 発言しました Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come ホーム if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...They'll be announcing their engagement any 日 now."


•Ron: "Who're あなた going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"


•Hermione: "Harry, I've been thinking - あなた know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
Harry: "Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the-"
Hermione: "Write to Sirius."


•"I've got two Neptunes here," 発言しました Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," 発言しました Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.."


•"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ."




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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix




•"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley -- Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he 発言しました in a loud voice.
"Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," 発言しました George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.


•A week after フレッド and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."


•"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," 発言しました Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," 発言しました Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," 発言しました Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"


•"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," 発言しました Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do あなた think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten によって a giant マシュマロ または something," 発言しました Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.


•A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," 発言しました Hermione.


•By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
"I must say, I'm looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," 発言しました Ernie with satisfaction.
"Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," 発言しました Ron. "He's loads better looking now."


•"I'll make Goyle do lines, it'll kill him, he hates writing," 発言しました Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed 書く in midair.
"I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside..."


•Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and 発言しました in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."


•Draco: "You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments".
"Yeah," 発言しました Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git."


•"Don't put your wand there , boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than あなた have ロスト buttocks, あなた know!"
"Who d'you know who's ロスト a buttock?" the violet-haired woman asked Mad-Eye interestedly.
"Never あなた mind, あなた just keep your wand out of your back pocket!" growled Mad-Eye. "Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore...." He stumped off toward the kitchen. "And I saw that," he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.




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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince




•And she looked hopefully toward the door. "When あなた say あなた had lots in common," 発言しました Ron, sounding rather amused now, "d'you mean he lives in an S-bend too?"


•"I don't want to stay here overnight," 発言しました Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McClaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" 発言しました Madam Pomfrey.


•[talking about Inferi in DADA...] "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are あなた the imprint of a departed soul?'"


•Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the エンジェル on 上, ページのトップへ of the 木, ツリー was actually a garden gnome that had bitten フレッド on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for クリスマス dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest エンジェル Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.


•There was a noise like a plunger being withdrawn from a blocked sink and Ron surfaced. Hermione acted as though she had not seen または heard anything.


•"'Harry Potter knows that he can confide in me with complete confidence,' I told them. 'I would rather die than betray his trust.'"
"That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead," Ron observed.
"Once again, あなた 表示する all the sensitivity of a blunt axe," 発言しました Nearly Headless Nick in affronted tones.


•Non-verbal spells were now expected, not only in Defence Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at his classmates in the common room または at mealtimes to see them purple in the face and straining as though they had overdosed U-No-Poo.


•"How d'you spell 'belligerent'?" 発言しました Ron, shaking his quill very hard while staring at his parchment. "It can't be B-U-M-"
"No, it isn't," 発言しました Hermione, pulling Ron's essay toward her. "And 'augury' doesn't begin O-R-G either. What kind of quill are あなた using?"
"It's one of フレッド and George's Spell-Check ones... but I think the charm must be wearing off..."
"Yes, it must," 発言しました Hermione, pointing at the タイトル of his essay, "because we were asked how we'd deal with dementors, not 'Dugbogs,' and I don't remember あなた changing your name to 'Roonil Wazlib' either."


•"A little way to his left, Ernie Macmillan was contemplating his hoop so hard that his face had turned pink; it looked as if he was straining to lay a Quaffle-sized egg."


•"I do," she [Moaning Myrtle] said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw あなた in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," 発言しました Harry.




•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank あなた for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be もっと見る useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of あなた might be on time.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather ロスト my liking for them. But, I think I could be 安全, 安全です with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax.


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(in the Devil's Snare)
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! あなた have to relax. If あなた don't, it'll only kill あなた faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!


•Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE あなた GONE MAD! ARE あなた A WITCH または NOT!


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of お茶, 紅茶 with his fanged servant.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can あなた believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back.


•Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Draco: Sure あなた can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case あなた get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
Harry: Pity あなた can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: あなた need your Inner Eye tested, if あなた ask me…


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, あなた know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give あなた the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.


•Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let あなた sleep in my bed!


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
フレッド Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All あなた have to do is point and grunt.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
フレッド (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hermione: あなた seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled によって a rampaging Hippogriff.


•Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats.


•Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some プリン and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end.


•Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin あなた are.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Enid Smeek : She's nutty as リス poo.


•Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Auntie Muriel : あなた there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven!