Deathly Hallows Part 1 Trailer

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I am crying. And shaking. And excited. ALL. AT. THE. SAME. TIME.

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LifesGoodx3 I was doing all three of those things too when I first saw this, ohmygod it's the most epic trailer ever.

IzzyOzera OMG it looks amazing

MrsRadcliffe so was i, mostly crying though

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But あなた get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her フレンズ - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 読書 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 林檎, アップル on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Anti-Twilight Song Spoofs

posted by GemonkDruid

Too true!

I discovered these song spoofs in my 書く folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with あなた guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella によって Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until あなた agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn あなた into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told あなた I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, あなた crazy witch
Now it's raining もっと見る than ever
But we’re...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just 発言しました "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 発言しました that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff または hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot もっと見る then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been 書く a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 全体, 全体的です story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight によって just "letting her characters handle the plot". There によって making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write ファン fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good ファン fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie あなた want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why I believe Twilight is 人気

posted by GemonkDruid

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a ファン of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for 人気アイコン like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, あなた might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When あなた turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 一覧 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced によって Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two 本 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, あなた see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter ファン are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 記事 HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 分前 via Plurk · コメント · Like · View コメント on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 分前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 分前 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 分前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores あなたまたは is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 愛 with あなた — and あなた are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells あなた to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 愛 of your life. あなた should stay with him since he will keep あなた安全, 安全です forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell あなた that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 読書 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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Lets Face it Twi-Fans. Twilight Sucks. Harry Potter wins

posted by Loony_Luna

Okay sorry Twilikers. But あなた need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 愛 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 本移動する on. And have あなた seen all the different...

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

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Daniel / Harry

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Harry Potter is the book of THE 本

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. あなた sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. あなた just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards または vampires.

83. あなた did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead あなた went on a rant on how much u luv it and あなた keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to あなた cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight または duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. ヴァンパイア thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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FAKE interview with J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer(what would happen?part one)

posted by moolah

I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are あなた ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since あなた both write fiction-how did あなた come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of ベッド and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. ヴァンパイア that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Twilighters 書く in CAPITOL LETTERS

posted by mimifaith

Is it just me, または does it seem like most of the Twilight ファン feel that they have to write in capitol letters to get their points across? Personally i find it really annoying.

It's also a fact that if あなた write in capitol letters IT TAKES LONGER FOR THE BRAIN TO PROCESS THE INFORMATION and therefore takes longer to read. Originally all the road signs (In England anyway) were written in capitol letters, until they were redone and someone found that smaller case letters were quicker to read. So they changed it.

So 次 time あなた feel like shouting because your book sucks, don't write in capitols, but put...
*shouting*... at the begining of your speech.

Thank you. That is all.