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Sirius PWNS Voldemort

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Ha ha! I'd raise my glass to that one too!! :P

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 2

posted by ImBooOK

Two days ago, i suffered from a huge headache. Now. it was the size of Hogwarts. HUGE. I stumbled my way down the halls and went into my dorm. While on my bed, i layed down and closed my eyes. Why was i feeling so sick? why was it lasting this long? and most importantly...
why did i want to kill Harry for?
i opened my eyes and gasped. where did that thought come from? Kill harry? I would never! (unless he tried to キッス me again maybe..) "Mione..." Ron 発言しました from the doorway. i groaned. "What?" he layed the 食 tray によって my ベッド and nodded. "Still feeling under the weather, huh?" he asked sitting...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily もっと見る than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven 本 with hardly any 質問 left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot もっと見る to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an 尻, お尻 to Harry). She had every...

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why twilight is better then harry potter

posted by emilyroxx

twiligh is so better then harry poter becauz twilight is a LUV stoty and harry potter has no luve at all.it also has VAMPIREZ wich are REEL unlike wizards from hp. plus あなた can realat to bella もっと見る then hary becuz bella has FELLINGS. and do i even need to menchon edward? he is so SEXY. jakob is to. no one in harry potter is as hot as edward culen!! they had rober patenson in harry potter but that was the only reazon i watched it. twilight is also もっと見る exiting then harry potteer. whoevr can balence out 愛 and exitment mmusr be a great writer! ans stefinie meyers came up with new creaturs and...

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start によって quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... によって Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his ロスト scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's ヴァンパイア are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...

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The Final Battle: Part 1

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the 狼, オオカミ landed where he had been a 秒 before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The 狼, オオカミ stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. あなた sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. あなた just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards または vampires.

83. あなた did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead あなた went on a rant on how much u luv it and あなた keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to あなた cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think あなた probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

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65 ways to piss of Lord Voldemort

posted by FredWRules

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him お花 when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something もっと見る "sociably acceptable".

9. If あなた ever need to say "Like taking キャンディー from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just 発言しました "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 発言しました that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff または hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot もっと見る then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Yes..another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate!

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what あなた are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 記事 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 一覧 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 愛 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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Rant On Stephanie Meyer's Writing...

posted by PygmyPuff14

Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight ファン here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the 発言しました people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...

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To those who say Harry Potter is a ファンタジー

posted by Confuzzle

First off, one of my best フレンズ refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. あなた probably 発言しました the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 本もっと見るまたは less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered によって Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, もっと見るまたは less, is about Harry trying...

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Which do あなた prefer/think is better...Harry Potter...or Twilight?

posted by ABDCFan-

Okay, so i was getting pretty sick of answering so many 質問 about the same thing, and im sure others are/were too, so i just thought that it would be better for everyone to add their opinion to this thing, cos i guess it just makes life easier, and because あなた can get LOADS of replies/answers on this. So yeah, enjoy.

My Answer:
In my opinion, Harry Potter is better, and i prefer it もっと見る than Twilight, because i feel as if i can relate to the characters more. Also, i feel as if Twilight doesn't really have a plot, compared to Harry Potter. (There is more, but i cba to write anymore atm, haha)

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Confessions of a Twilight-Loving Harry Potter ファン

posted by squashedcupcake

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set 次 to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased または B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the 回答 I heard were something...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a 移動する until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s 日 in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry 発言しました he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.