Hey, I was originally going to put this in the コメント section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.
This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.
Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN 愛 AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.
It's like- Bella: Oh Edward, あなた hate me. Edward: No I 愛 you Bella: あなた 愛 me? Edward: Stay away from me. Bella: Stay away from you? Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted あなた from the start, wasn't...