hermione granger, the brightest witch of her age

I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless あなた have Harry's invisibility マント, 隠す and the Marauders' Map または あなた are フレッド and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing マリファナ または hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日付 to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told あなた I was...