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I discovered these song spoofs in my 書く folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with あなた guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella によって Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until あなた agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn あなた into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told あなた I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, あなた crazy witch
Now it's raining もっと見る than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been 書く a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 全体, 全体的です story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight によって just "letting her characters handle the plot". There によって making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write ファン fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good ファン fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie あなた want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 一覧 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced によって Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 本 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, あなた see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter ファン are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 記事 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores あなた または is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 愛 with あなた — and あなた are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells あなた to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 愛 of your life. あなた should stay with him since he will keep あなた 安全, 安全です forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell あなた that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 読書 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

There once was a seventeen 年 old girl named Sandy. One 日 in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid 読書 a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and もっと見る often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight または duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. ヴァンパイア thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. ヴァンパイア that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

Disclaimer:
The 記事 is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote 記事 aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished 読書 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much もっと見る tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a もっと見る formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight 恋愛中 think in Twilight all the ヴァンパイア really are hot. But someone else might come along...

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ または WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella によって examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. あなた could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up によって pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a 説明 of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...

I don't mean any hate towards non of the series.
I just found it seriously immature how both ファン of the series blame eachother.
..................................................
I went through many sites that are Anti-Twilight
and then I started searching for Anti-HP.
Ofcourse what I have saw was mostly twilight hate.
I find it very,very useless too have this 'debate' about Twilight vs Harry Potter.

As i also read most 記事 from this spot I have seen that MANY people here truly HATE twilight.
There's nothing wrong with it.
The only problem is that it is invading all the sites.

Most people from...

秒 part of my review on both of the 本 this fanspot is about.

Despite most arguments on how different both series are, they do have many shocking resemblances, specially in the bad message part. I hope that after 読書 both of this, 次 time a fanpick 質問 of "Which is best" pops up, あなた take a 分 to consider your answer.

1. If あなた have フレンズ または people that care about you, there's no need for あなた to have skills. Just let them sacrifice themselves.
Explanation: Harry Potter prevails against all perils not because he is a skillful wizard または because he is smart. He prevails because...

I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature ヴァンパイア with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...