^ That's so true. Are there any bad Harry Potter quotes? Maybe "All was well." I hated that... probably because it was the last sentence of the series.
A worst qoute contest? I shouldn't answer this, I won't be ae to resist posting mulitple passages from Twilight. I can't really think of any from HP, with the possible exception of all was well, but I didn't even have a big problem with that line.
Stephenie Meyer does know what masochism is, right? Encarta Dictionary Definition: 1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse 2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally または physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied 3. 検索 for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse 4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied によって others または admired for forbearance
And the funniest part is that Edward says this about himself.
"As I had just that once before, I smelled his cool breath in my face. Sweet, delicious, the scent made my mouth water."
WHAT. THE. HELL. Out of all of Bella's lengthy descriptions of Edward's inhuman beauty, this is the most disturbing. EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING!! Just no, Bella, no.
posted １年以上前
LOL, could あなた imagine being Edward, your talking to her and all of a sudden her mouth starts watering...WTF?!?!
"Fall down again Bella?" "No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face."
Haha, so funny, I'm absolutely falling out of my chair laughing at this. -_-
^^ I do not understand Twilight humour. *shudders*
posted １年以上前
Omwg, that's true. Every Twi-Hard in my class is laughing their heads off because of the book. When they tell me the joke, they have to explain. They fail.
Aren't あなた もっと見る likely to break your leg または something もっと見る that your hanf if あなた fall down? The logic of Stephenie meyer is unbelievably stupid. I understand that あなた might break your hand if あなた tripped and put your hand out first, but still. (:
Lol... i'm sorry but as a twilighter I find that funny, which i guess proves your point. It's just so weird to say that あなた punched a werewolf in the face... ok I'll shut up now :L
I think SMeyer was trying to 表示する that Bella is "tough" または something. *rolls eyes* We could all see how "tough" she was when Edward dumped her, when she stood around doing nothing while other people fought for her (even if the fight was an obvious win. If she were really nervous, she would have done SOMETHING)
Well, of course. Everything about Twilight is a fairy tale. Happy endings, perfect boyfriends, romantic conversations, no one dies, good always wins, Bella gets what she wants....you get my point.
I don't know any from HP (cause I don't watch it nor even care to.) and I can't think of any Twilight 名言・格言 right off the 上, ページのトップへ of my head so here's a quote that anytime I hear it being used または see it writen it makes me want to gag........"If あなた were a booger, I'd pick あなた first." ....like wait, what? Excuse me?!? I've never had it used on me but I swear any guy tries to use that on me it's going down. That's almost an insult to me.
"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
This reveals that Bella doesn't 表示する any true protective feelings towards Renesmee. She seems to have almost no problem with Jacob imprinting on Demon Spawn (pedophile) but only gets angry when Jacob gives her daughter a nickname she doesn't like. Bella's superficial beliefs are evident - only liking something for it's name/surface value.
posted １年以上前
Not to mention the enormous hypocrisy. Bella throws a tantrum every time someone calls her Isabella, but her daughter may not shorten her 4-syllable, stupid-as name under any circumstances.
"And so the lion fell in 愛 with the lamb." "You don’t see the 魚 trying to plant a キッス on the eagle. -It’s hard to tell what a 魚 is thinking. Eagles are good-looking birds, あなた know."
posted １年以上前
lol "And so the lion fell in 愛 with the 子羊, ラム ". Imagine that : Lion would probably eat the 子羊, ラム XDDD" Meyer is scared of logic , obviously XDDD
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his シャツ open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep" Chapter 13, Twilight
Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up*
"Bella, I coundn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. あなた don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see あなた blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when あなた see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever." -Edward Cullen
Like ANY straight male specimen would utter anything like that without laughing.
Yeah, really. If あなた type in Google Edward Cullen 名言・格言 there's a link so some "Say What" website, and lets' just say, when あなた read all of Edward's 名言・格言 put together, it reminds あなた of how rediculous the series is.
I don't know the quote, but I'm effin' tired of Bella commenting non stop about Edward's 'perfectness', that stupid hole in her damn stomach (I wish it was real), and how Bella whines constantly about everything. "But dad! I want to go with Edward!" No one cares about your stupid lust with Eddie. Sorry I had to rant. -_-
Edit: my mom was waiting for me, frightened, depending on me. Apparently, older woman, with probably もっと見る experience, need Bella's help.
posted １年以上前
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! I know! she's like "What could Edward not do!"
Sorry, I don't watch stupid 映画 and read dumb books, but one of the best 名言・格言 is: "Until your ハート, 心 stops beating Bella, I'll be here-fighting. Don't forget that あなた have options."- Jacob Black. page 330 I think.... and " I promse to 愛 あなた forever-- every single dya of forever. Will あなた marry me?"- Edward Cullen page 460, positive!
posted １年以上前
Well that's great, but we're looking for the worst quotes, not the best.
when edward says: and the lion feel in 愛 with the 子羊, ラム (or whatever), bella answer somthing like: i am the 子羊, ラム right? we know あなた are the 子羊, ラム bella we just dont know where the lion is yet
I'll post here my お気に入り part from the whole series. It's the beggining of the 14th chapter of Eclipse. It just shows off Meyer's endless, impressing 書く talend:
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"You can't be serious" I said, Wednesday afternoon. "You've completely ロスト your mind!"
"Say whatever あなた like about me," Alice answered. "The party is still on."
I stared at her, my eyes so wide with disbelief it felt like they might fall out and land on my lunch tray.
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Eclipse, chapter fourteen. All copyright goes to Stephenie Meyer. I just worship that part and its soooooooooooooooooooooooooo gifted author.
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