あなた know you're Greek when...
あなた have had eaten loukoumades.
あなた can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
あなた can spell kefalograviera.
あなた make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
あなた call an older person you've never met before "Thio" または "Thia".
あなた hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make あなた believe that they actually do.
When あなた arrive ホーム from a foreign country あなた find 20 people waiting for あなた at the airport.
あなた always curse at Greeks and then when あなた travel to ヨーロッパ または the States あなた only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
あなた fight over who pays the ディナー bill.
あなた teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
あなた always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
あなた ask your dad a simple 質問 and he tells あなた a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
あなた have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
あなた can name any または all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother または father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
あなた have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" または a "koutala".
あなた can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko または zebekiko without music.
あなた または a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
あなた must name your children after your parents, grandparents, または in-laws.
あなた have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek あなた try to find out what village they're from.
あなた have a bottle of ウーゾ, オウゾ in your house right now.
あなた know what a "komboloi" is.
あなた know how to work a "komboloi".
When あなた were younger and going on car trips あなた always had to sit on someone's lap in the front または back seat.
あなた make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
あなた were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
あなた arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When あなた are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of オリーブ oil, feta, ウーゾ, オウゾ または frape and mom's spanakopita.
あなた have ever been threatened によって a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened によって a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
あなた know about the concept of freedom of speech but あなた think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with 人気 culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and あなた probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
あなた are a サッカー fanatic and あなた probably deem yourself qualified to give アドバイス to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for あなた not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
あなた expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
あなた take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
あなた put salt in your 食 before あなた taste it.
次 to the toilet あなた keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since あなた spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, あなた stand at the front door for a half 時 もっと見る and talk.
You're ホーム an 時 late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
あなた tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks あなた have an eating disorder.
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あなた have had eaten loukoumades.
あなた can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera.
あなた can spell kefalograviera.
あなた make frappe before leaving home, when getting to the office, after lunch, when having guests, before the guests leave, after the guests leave and before going to bed.
あなた call an older person you've never met before "Thio" または "Thia".
あなた hide everything from your parents, but they still think they know everything about you, and make あなた believe that they actually do.
When あなた arrive ホーム from a foreign country あなた find 20 people waiting for あなた at the airport.
あなた always curse at Greeks and then when あなた travel to ヨーロッパ または the States あなた only make Greek friends.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
あなた fight over who pays the ディナー bill.
あなた teach Europeans/Americans swear words in your language.
あなた always say "Open the light" instead of "Turn on the light".
あなた ask your dad a simple 質問 and he tells あなた a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school with no shoes.
Your uncle owns a restaurant, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a '76 Monte Carlo.
あなた have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro.
At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.
All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
あなた can name any または all of the gods on Mount Olympus.
Your mother または father still feel the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public.
あなた have been hit at some point with a "pandofla" または a "koutala".
あなた can dance the kalamatiano, tsamiko または zebekiko without music.
あなた または a family member have been photographed with a donkey.
あなた must name your children after your parents, grandparents, または in-laws.
あなた have at least 5 Maria's, 7 Dimitri's, 5 Niko's, 6 George's and 4 Yanni's in the family.
Upon meeting another Greek あなた try to find out what village they're from.
あなた have a bottle of ウーゾ, オウゾ in your house right now.
あなた know what a "komboloi" is.
あなた know how to work a "komboloi".
When あなた were younger and going on car trips あなた always had to sit on someone's lap in the front または back seat.
あなた make up your own Greco-American language :For e.g. Carro (car), Moovare (move).
あなた were the first one to get cable on your block, but the last to have it legally.
あなた arrive 2 hours later to your appointment and think that is normal.
When あなた are busted in US customs for carrying a rather big amount of オリーブ oil, feta, ウーゾ, オウゾ または frape and mom's spanakopita.
あなた have ever been threatened によって a Greek School teacher.
Still get threatened によって a Greek School teacher even though you're 30 years old.
あなた know about the concept of freedom of speech but あなた think it applies only to yourself.
You're very familiar with 人気 culture figures such as Despina Vandi, Anna Vissi, Sakis Rouvas, Helena Paparizou, and あなた probably know all the nasty little details of their (ex-)private lives.
You're familiar with Thanasis Veggos, Aliki Vougiouklaki, Giannis Dalianidis's films, and a whole series of black and white films dating from the late '50's to the early '70's.
あなた are a サッカー fanatic and あなた probably deem yourself qualified to give アドバイス to the coach of the National Team.
It would be unthinkable for あなた not to support one of the major Greek teams.
Baseball, cricket and American football are exotic kinds of entertainment, widely (and inexplicably) appreciated beyond the seas.
あなた expect to have at least three weeks of vacation a year.
あなた take it for granted that Greek cuisine is the best in the world.
あなた put salt in your 食 before あなた taste it.
次 to the toilet あなた keep lots of newspapers and magazines, since あなた spend a great deal of educational time in there.
When leaving a house, あなた stand at the front door for a half 時 もっと見る and talk.
You're ホーム an 時 late and you're already listed as a missing person.
Your parents have never realized phone connections have gotten better in the last 20 years and still continue to scream on the phone.
あなた tell mama you're not hungry and she thinks あなた have an eating disorder.
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