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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the 日 he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, あなた will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what あなた ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came によって and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could あなた tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the ボート yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
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Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of パンケーキ

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo...
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here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each 日 あなた have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of あなた read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of あなた have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform あなた that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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I don't know what this is but my cousion 発言しました to me to put it on ファン pop i haven't watched it before Because i can't be botherd so here あなた go guys it's for a DARE!
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1 日 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son wlked in n 発言しました "Wat doz 雌犬 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 発言しました "feel my titties" n the man 発言しました "feel my dick".

Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".

On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 発言しました it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.

Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 発言しました dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.

デン d door ベル rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 発言しました "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the キッチン fuckin d turkey!
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did あなた know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" 発言しました the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ あなた must know that your privates are exposed!" 発言しました the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything あなた see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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"Then あなた 表示する up and drink my poison!"

Barnaby laughed with the others, but his ハート, 心 wasn't in it. He was concentrating too hard. Should he have picked one that was もっと見る ribald?

"You didn't tell it right!"

He'd heard that one before, but Jim really had a good delivery, and got a big laugh. Barnaby thought he was ready, but just couldn't interject into the flow of jokes of the older guys.

"Don't worry - it'll stretch!"

Every 年 his brother Al would meet with his フレンズ for their reunion. They each made a point of coming back to Gull Cove the same time each year, just for this night. Al was ten...
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