Are these funny?

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope あなた like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when あなた heard someone talking on the intercom, あなた fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give あなた a ride ホーム and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a キノコ and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples and yelling, " SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!!'"
"You were screaming into my closet "WHERE IS NARNIA?!?'"
"You walked up to a semi- truck and whispered 'I know your secret..... Optimus Prime'"
"You were splashing around in the sink screaming "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming'"
"You were in my pool screaming "WHERE IS NEMO?!?!'"
"You saw a midget, and tried to give him a sock. When he ran away あなた screamed "DOBBY!! STOP! I AM YOUR SAVIOR!!' and ran after him"
"You picked up my ハムスター and 発言しました "I choose you! Go pikachu!'"
"You were trying to swim in mud and 発言しました 'IM IN WILLY WONKAS チョコレート RIVER!!!'"
"You spent 2 hours trying to drown my goldfish"
"You kept shouting 'NEVER!!' at my sisters Justin Beiber posters"
"You asked my mom is she was a virgin"
"You pushed your girlfriend into my pool and shouted "BE FREE ARIEL!!!'"
"You tried to throw a リス in my pool and shouted "BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS あなた SANDY!!'"
"You kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa"
"You ran into a brick ウォール screaming "HOGWARTS HERE I COME!!'"
"You grabbed a sponge from my キッチン and begged it to tell あなた the krabby patty secret formula"
"It was raining and あなた fell in a puddle and screamed "HELP IM DROWNING!!'"
"You held my cat in the air saying 'Simba!!'"
"You hugged an old man and 発言しました "Dumbledore! You're alive!'"
"When I drove yo