Every ‘Fear The Walking Dead’ Relationship, Ranked 

Every ‘Fear The Walking Dead’ Relationship, Ranked

We\'re shipping Lieutenant Moyers and his golf club pretty hard.

We’re only four episodes into “Fear the Walking Dead,” and we’re already surrounded by love — some of it dead, some of it reanimated, some of it inanimate, and some of it alive and well. Here’s a roundup of each and every one of these loved one pairs, from weakest to greatest:

You know, the guy who was freaking out in his bathroom and suddenly went missing in the night? Yeah, that guy. Does not seem like he’s much for commitment.

Maybe they would rank higher if we looked at their marriage many years ago, but these days, not so much. That said, for a divorced couple, they actually get along decently well, especially given the apocalyptic conditions.

The dedication this little hero showed toward his zombie apocalypse weapon of choice is the kind of love story people write poems about.

This hasn’t really happened yet. But when it does, it’s going to be incredible.

She was a great neighbor, and probably a great wife — but after death, she was a real menace.

Given the condition of Griselda’s foot, and the fact that she and Daniel are currently physically separated, I don’t expect this marriage to last too much longer — and that’s extraordinarily heartbreaking.

Will they last? Probably not. But they’re the hottest young couple alive right now.

Respect the first relationship of the series, and the first walker of the series, too.

If you’re from “The Wire,” you do not last on “The Walking Dead.” But their short-lived love affair was beautiful while it lasted.

Get back in the garage, your crazy kids. Stay there as long as you can.

Likes pizza, punch and pie. Dislikes the Chitauri.