Darksarcasm Certificate

Two Nonsensical Poems Written によって EverybodyLies, who was forced into this によって DarkSarcasm. grr.

Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch For Girls

Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch for Girls

-7 for freezing the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets
-7 for terrorizing local wildlife rangers
-7 for directing all visiting parents into the riflery range, where children were having class.
-7 for referring to splint on foot as ‘toe condom’
-7 for failure to return from one 日 canoeing trip for four days
-7 for rigging the TV to only play the dancing scene from The Breakfast Club
-7 for harboring a fugitive in the...

Death row


life has won over death
you arrive
a joyuss look in your eyes
you were laughing
you were smiling
you were crawling
when あなた took your first steps
you were mesmirized
you were running
you were jumping
you were making mud pies
clinging onto me
soon あなた were older
to old for grownups
you played with your フレンズ
you played sports
but あなた still called me mommy
you were chasing after girls
you were failing your classes
you were making a mess of your world
soon あなた betrayed me
you lied and あなた cheated
you ストール, 盗んだ from me
you disapeared for days
you dropped out of school
you swore at me
you...