The Twilight Saga Stories‬: Masque - Esme & Carlisle

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when あなた want to have them, what genders あなた want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher または pedophile.

5. Take a chunk...

Ok i am really sorry for all of this wait,, but im sure that no one is 読書 Life anymore so ill just fast フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and end it all..


It was beautiful. There was green everywhere, perfect. Carlisle was holding my hands across the seat, he was driving. Edward, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper, were driving behind us in their own cars. The towns name was Forks, it had a homy appeal to it. Our house was right 次 to a river, in the middle of the woods where no one could possibly find us.

"Youre gonna 愛 this." Carlsile told me with a sure smile.
"Yeah, i can feel it already, the smell, the look, god...