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posted by AliceHaleCullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the ハート, 心 with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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Man, the Gators are still losing.
" Will あなた please change the channel?!"
" Rosalie, will あなた chill? They could make a comeback." I said
" There's is two 分 left Emmett. How could they possibly win." Rosalie said.
I glared at her. We've been together for 105 years and she still doesnt get that I wont give her the remote till the game is over.
" Listen Rose. I wont be able to watch football, または any sport for that matter, for 3 days. We're going to freaking Italy."
" Oh, just suck it up." she replied.
" Why are あなた in such a pissy mood??"
" Because,i'm sick of watching sports!"
" Fine,...
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