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Newest Poem for my お気に入り artist <3 I 愛 あなた Marshall!! Enjoy!!

Why are あなた mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!

Did あなた remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want あなた to get a rash.
I know I already done gave あなた whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.

I'm a smart 尻, お尻 あなた said?
What? あなた think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have あなた heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!

I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am もっと見る concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.

Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which によって the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.

Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I 発言しました I'd wait for あなた to view the new 動画 but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things あなた 発言しました to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your 尻, お尻 here to meet me!

Really I just need a job.
Will あなた be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!

Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit あなた spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. あなた boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....

About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!

あなた see, あなた see, あなた see!? How much I 愛 you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. ジーザス let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
あなた asshole! I hate you! I 愛 you!
Do あなた find this funny? I do!

Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing 次 to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!

I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!

I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A イノシシ like a wild pig...
and あなた better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, あなた know like snore.
I'm anything but.

Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks もっと見る tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!

あなた just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about あなた in the sack!
I'm trying to 表示する あなた もっと見る respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
あなた asshole!
Cum here!

I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. あなた already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh 愛 we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't あなた proud? あなた should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!

I bet あなた already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?

What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't あなた gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!

Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall あなた better not deny me when asked によって MTV!
あなた know あなた 愛 me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!

Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your ファン page!

Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
によって the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!

Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!

I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?

Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
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