Ok, this was inspired によって the 記事 "10 Things あなた Never Knew About James Wilson" in the James E. Wilson spot. It is not meant to be taken seriously. I just wrote this for laughs. Hope あなた guys enjoy.
1. Her first word was “party” and her 秒 word was “pants.”
She didn’t believe it until her parents showed her videotape evidence of this.
2. Her first boyfriend was a guy who was in her high school chess club.
She prefers not to think about this phase of her life.
3. She briefly wished she was a lawyer during the doctor vs. lawyer paintball match so that she could shoot House.
She ended up shooting Larry Rusekis, Attorney at Law, instead.
4. In order to earn some extra money, she once got a job as a lifeguard.
But she has no pictures of “Lifeguard Cuddy” much to House’s dismay.
5. She once dyed her hair blonde, but after some guy solicited her for prostitution, she decided to change back to being a brunette.
A few days after changing back to being a brunette, another guy solicited her for prostitution much to her bewilderment.
6. She made an extra copy of the documentary that portrayed House as a nice guy and kept it in a super secret place no one knows about so that she could have something to use against House if she needed it.
That’s her story for why she made the extra copy of the tape and she’s sticking to it.
7. She had a “Dear Lisa” column in her college newspaper giving relationship アドバイス to anyone who requested advice.
Unfortunately, most of the couples who took her アドバイス ending up breaking up.
8. She was the captain of her high school ディベート team and once made the guy she was debating against cry like a little girl.
It was the most satisfying moment of her life. The moment she realized this was the most depressing moment of her life.
9. She has a black ベルト in karate.
House learned this the hard way the first time he tried to steal her lunch from her and ever since then, he never tried it again.
10. She once took Wilson to the movies. He cried at the end of the movie. She didn’t.
She’s been secretly wondering if Wilson was gay ever since then.
1. Her first word was “party” and her 秒 word was “pants.”
She didn’t believe it until her parents showed her videotape evidence of this.
2. Her first boyfriend was a guy who was in her high school chess club.
She prefers not to think about this phase of her life.
3. She briefly wished she was a lawyer during the doctor vs. lawyer paintball match so that she could shoot House.
She ended up shooting Larry Rusekis, Attorney at Law, instead.
4. In order to earn some extra money, she once got a job as a lifeguard.
But she has no pictures of “Lifeguard Cuddy” much to House’s dismay.
5. She once dyed her hair blonde, but after some guy solicited her for prostitution, she decided to change back to being a brunette.
A few days after changing back to being a brunette, another guy solicited her for prostitution much to her bewilderment.
6. She made an extra copy of the documentary that portrayed House as a nice guy and kept it in a super secret place no one knows about so that she could have something to use against House if she needed it.
That’s her story for why she made the extra copy of the tape and she’s sticking to it.
7. She had a “Dear Lisa” column in her college newspaper giving relationship アドバイス to anyone who requested advice.
Unfortunately, most of the couples who took her アドバイス ending up breaking up.
8. She was the captain of her high school ディベート team and once made the guy she was debating against cry like a little girl.
It was the most satisfying moment of her life. The moment she realized this was the most depressing moment of her life.
9. She has a black ベルト in karate.
House learned this the hard way the first time he tried to steal her lunch from her and ever since then, he never tried it again.
10. She once took Wilson to the movies. He cried at the end of the movie. She didn’t.
She’s been secretly wondering if Wilson was gay ever since then.