Would anyone or group be interested in collaborating on writing a scholarly paper on "L" space, obeying all (or most) of the laws of quantum mechanics and thermodynamics? I think it can be done in a scholarly way and might still be highly amusing.and fun to do. It could be submitted to the Terry Pratchett estate as something of a tribute. It might even be published though not, I think in "Nature" or, indeed any other scientific publication.
Just a thought.