Where we last left off in the epilouge....

Dexi: デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 i'm so-

Dexter: don't! ok! just shut up!

Dexi: but-

Dexter:NO! ok! just SHUT UP!

Dexi sobbed harder, デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 just stood their in the doorway with his back turned on Dexi.

"Well then..... why be so upset? あなた still have each other"

A voice rang through デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi's ears, it was eery and Chilling, yet strangely familiar.

"Come on Dex old boy, think about it... who's the one chick who's always been their for ya nowadays? even though your dating Blossom?"

Dexter: ...Dexi

"Thats right, now Dexi. Who's been their for あなた when Brick and あなた get into a fight? who's become your shoulder to cry on? the only person あなた can truly, truly trust?"

Dexi:....Dexter

"See. あなた two were made for each other, why..take a look into the future since your friendship."

A portal swirled out of thin air, the voice guiding デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi into it. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 was willing to go into the future. It could help him better escape the not so distant past of two 分 ago. as the stepped through the portal desipated, and the voice returned, strangely, they were willing to trust it.

"Welcome kiddies, to thiry years into your future."

Dexi: but I don't see anything except a-

Dexter: what? what did you-

Dexi grab Dexter's head and turned it toward the spot she was staring at. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 saw himself as an adult again, but this time....instead of Blossom being with him and his children.....it was Dexi.

Dexter: It is impossible! Me and-

Dexi: デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 for once maybe we should'nt be so suprised.

"The little chicks right Dex, that much is true, あなた can trust me cause I'm a friend あなた knew. あなた see what happend was あなた saved Dexi's life, and then a few years later she became your wife. Blossom tried to kill her to get あなた back..... and instead あなた gave her the sack. Blossom never forgave あなた oh no she did not, she's still got a death wish wether あなた want it または not."

Dexter: ok first あなた used not twice and are just gonna keep ryhming?

"Yea"

Dexter: ok just makin sure.

" well little kiddies I think you've seen enough, but just make sure あなた don't screw this up!"

The portal returned and an invisible force kicked them through it. The two landed back in Dexi's bedroom. The eery voice seemed to have died off.

Dexter: that was weird!

Dexi: what was weird?

Dexter: but あなた were just there! あなた saw everything!

Dexi: oh yea....he 発言しました something about we'd seen enough don't screw this up または somethin.

Dexter: あなた were'nt even listening were you?

Dexi: nope.

Dexter: well still that was just creepy! and what did he mean によって a friend I knew?

Dexi: hello! did あなた not just hear me? I 発言しました I was'nt listening! so how should I know!?

Dode: guys hurry up! the proffesor 'll be here soon!

Dexi: coming DoDe!Dexter go to your room and change out of those silly pj's before あなた end up having to go to ultraville in them!

Later at ultraville......


the group decided to round up Otto, Mandark, and Sammy,and Boomer then head to ultra ville
Otto: so, I tell Olga why don't we go out together this friday? Now I really was joking when I asked her, but! She 発言しました yes! can you- Whoa what's up with Dexter?

Mandark: Blossom broke up with him.

Otto: whoooooaaaa...harsh.

Dexter: あなた ain't kiddin.

Mandark: well let me just say also, デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 is about to get whisked into another adventure.


Sammy: Ya, with this monster cooking up trouble here you'll have no probs getting Blossom off your mind. Besides, you've already got a replacment if あなた ask her.

Dexter: Dexi likes someone else.

Sammy: I was'nt talkin about Dexi, I meant Hexa.

Dexter: Hexa likes me?

Sammy: ya thought あなた knew that.

Mandark: the dudes alot slower with girls then Science.

DoDe: こんにちは guys! I think I found something!

The group ran toward to where DoDe stood. A giant gaping hole leading to the sewer had been smashed through the road.

Boomer: whoa...wicked!

Otto: you've gotta admit that is a really big hole.

Hexter: maybe it leads to china!

(hexter, may I say, is the dumbest, of all of the geniuses in Dexter's family. Including Dexter)

Fletcher: oh please! this obviously leads to the sewer! sheesh I thought I had a genius for a brother, not Billy!

Dexi: now is not the time for your incandecsent squabbling! we have to explore this deep casam of germs in order to find this so called evil that is destroying this beautiful suburban town.

everyone agreed, half of them did'nt understand a word of it, but they agreed. Dexi always used big words when she knew she was right. It was annoying, but デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and his brothers kinda liked it.

"Halt tresspassers of the great hole!"

Hexa: oh great! もっと見る doofus boys!as if Mandark,Otto,Hexter, and Fletch were'nt enough!

Dexter: あなた forgot me.

Hexa: Oh.......he-he...right....I did. o0_0o

Sammy: Told ya she has a crush on you.

"Cease and desist redhead nerd who looks like he should still be in preschool."

Dexter:hey! I look at least like I should be in
5th grade!

Dexi: ya! あなた can't treat him that way!

"oh contrare she who looks like redheaded boy in wig and lipstick"

Otto: rolf? is that you?

Rolf: yes he who travels through time!

Otto: ugh, guys this Rolf, from the old country, he's an urban ranger. He lives int he culdesac in Peechcreek commons, right outside ultraville city limits.

Dexi: great so he's a forgein kid. just what we need to make this whole stupid group perfect.

Otto: good because he's coming with us.

Dexi: I was being sarcastic!!!!!

Rolf: あなた should'nt be mad redheaded man girl, my aunt gertrude from the old country looked like Stinky old half eaten haggase that was left out in the sun to rot for fourty days and Fourty one nights, あなた look like あなた were only left out for twenty 日 and twenty nights.

Dexi went to go パンチ rolf, her face redder then Her lab gloves. But instead, just before she had touched his face, She burst into tears, and ran off.

Rolf: what is wrong with the man she? does she know not in old country that would be copliment? he who travels through time?

Dexter: DEXI WAIT! COME BACK!

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 began to chase after Dexi, Who was almost three blocks away already. Blossom I should probably nowe mention did not come with the group, but if she had....she would have been soooooooo jealous right now. Of course her and デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 broke up techniqually so he has a right to chase after and crying science genius girl he wants.

Otto: great, we just ロスト the two geniuses that were'nt arrogant snobs, または "too cool" to act as smart as they really are!

Sammy: true, The only sane geinus besides those two is me, and I'm barely sane.

Mandark: hey! what about me!?

Sammy: あなた were proven to not be a genius on your last I Q test were あなた not?

Mandark: so!? I'm still smarter then nintey five percent of the rest of megaville elementary!

Just Mandark 発言しました this, a Roar shook up half the town.

Hexa: what's happening!?

Fletch: It seems to logically be a roar manifesting from some sort of beast that is out to destroy this suburban town, probably the one that emerged from this-

Otto: Will あなた shut up! we don't have time for thiiiiiiiiisssssss!

An earthquake started, everyone ran for cover, some holding on to another person to keep their balance.The roar started up again, and this time the beast was seen. It was the dread dragon hybrod from The secret tunnels, someon must have blasted a hole for it's escape. It was headed in the direction of デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi. as it ran after them pieces of the road around the hole bagan to fall in, the group huddled, together in the last bit standing.

Hexa: we have to save them!

Otto: We can't! theres not even enough time to save our-SEEEEELLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

Sammy: oh great Otto fell in the ho-o-WHOA!

The last bit of road fell away and the rest of the group began to fall. They all screamed, thinking this would be the last oh i'd say about three 分 they had.Meanwhile with デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi, the hybrid was in close pursuit, though no matter how much it roared they just could'nt hear it.The eery voices return was to blame.

" あなた need to catch up with her デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 man, she's your everything."

Dexter:She is my everything..

"You need her もっと見る then anything in the world"

Dexter: I need her もっと見る then anything in the-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!You don't know if that's true! あなた never will! The only person who knows how I feel about Dexi is me! あなた have no control of my heart! who are あなた in anyway to say that!?

" Well lit boy genius I think it's time あなた know, I'm Drax controler of the universe my little bro"

Dexter: I am not your bro!DEXI!

Drax:She...can't hear あなた genius boy, あなた know your such a great little toy,your so blind あなた don't even know, the true plan i'm planning to grow. why...you don't even know of my little pet behind you.

an invisble force twisted Dexter's head around as he ran, The dread dragon hybrid was right on his tail. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 tried to scream louder to get Dexi's attention.

Drax: like I said, she can't hear you.... I swear this is to good to be true, she can't hear thing until I snap my fingers to let hear the mayhem that the dragon is startin to bring.

Dexter: What do あなた want from us?

Drax: I just wanna play a little game....by the way your girlfriend is about to get eaten によって the hybrid.

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 turned his head back around, having not realized he'd stopped running. Dexi was nowing screaming Dexter's name, and running away from it, it's mouth triny to clomp down on her as she did so.

Dexi: デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 WHERE ARE YOU!!!!HELP ME!!!!!!

Drax: well... for now あなた have your own problems, so buh-bye!

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 heard snap, and all of sudden Dexi saw him.

Dexi:DEXTER! HELP ME!!!!!!!!

Dexter: I'm coming just don't stop running!

Dexi:WHAT THE HECK DO THINK I'VE BEEN DOING? SITTING IN A LAWN CHAIR SIPPING CREAM SODA!? ALL I'VE DONE IS RUN!

Dexter: well keep it up then!

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 ran as fast as he could to get to Dexi, catching up with in a matter of minutes. Dexi started yelling at as they ran about where the heck had he been and why was it when she'd was screaming for almost fifteen 分 had he not come to help her.

Dexter:LOOK IT'S ALL DRAX'S FAULT OK!SO FOR ONCE JUST !@%$&*#$ SHUT UP!

Dexi gasped, デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 never cursed, I do mean ....NEVER! ever in his life cursed. His brothers cursed. Dexi even once または twice cursed. But Dexter......it was もっと見る mind blowing then the fact ghosts were real.

Dexi: you....cursed at me.

Dexter: Dexi I'm sorry ok.. it's just I'm really, really pissed off right now.Ok? please just don't-

The monster roared again, it reared up for a another stomp.

Dexi: あなた can apologize later! JUST RUN!

Dexter: Wait a Second! I think I see another portal!


Dexi: then grab my hand and let's run for it!

Dexter:o0_0o あなた want me to grab your hand...

Dexi: this not the time to get all blushed about it! yes! MY HAND! Now hurry up and grab it before the portal closes!

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 grabbed Dexi's hand like she told him, and the made a break for it. The portal was already beginning to close up. The dragon stomped, and the ground shook. Dexi's glasses flew off her.

Dexter: but what about your glasses!?

Dexi: no time! besides I don't even need them anymore!

Before デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 could ask anymore 質問 dexi threw him into the portal, Dexi jumping in after him.The dragon tried to chase after them, but the closed up to quickly, leaving the monster stunned for a moment, trying to sniff out what was supposed to be his late lunch.

(aye aye the chapter goes on forever)

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 land hard on what seemed to be cement, Dexi landing 次 to him. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 looked over at her....it was the first time he'd ever truly seen her eyes in almost three years. The sparkled a deep luminescent sky blue. When Dexi turned back into Normal Dexi three years back, she ロスト all her powers, and had become fully human, her eyes had turned blue due to this and デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 thought they were もっと見る beautiful then Blossom's.

They got up to see just where または when they were. It was night time, with a full moon. Turned out, the supposed cement they landed on was just grass. (wow....hard grass)It looked like they were in some sort of Grave yard.they soon decided to walk down a pebbled path they found leading to some of the graves.Dexi looked over at Dexter, who was staring down at the headstones as they walked.

Dexi: ummm Dexter...

Dexter: ya... what is it?

Dexi: welll... um.....your still holding my hand.

Dexter: Oh! sorry.......o0_0o

Dexi: it's ok....ummm によって the way Dexter...ummm...look about what happend with Blossom. I never-ever meant it to happen...

Dexter: like I said, it was never your fault...I'm sorry I cursed at you...

Dexi: it's alright I forgive you.

Drax: awwwww...is'nt that just sweet.

Dexter: Ugh! あなた again! stay away from us!

Drax: but why? あなた two would make such a cute little couple.

Dexter: your the reason Dexi almost died!

Dexi: あなた mean the voice is Drax!?

Dexter: yes!

Drax: Well....so about that little game I mentioned earlier...

Dexter: We are not here to play your silly games!

Drax: oh yea? then あなた should'nt have gone throught the portal.

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 pulled Dexi close to him. Dexi was scared, shaking from both fear, and the fact that it felt like it was only two degrees in that graveyard. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 was getting angry now,Drax was pulling tricks.He put the portal there on purpose because he knew it was going to be デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi's only option to escape. Drax only showed them what could be the future, in order to try to get デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 to fall in 愛 with Dexi. But why? why would Drax want Dexi to become Dexter's girlfriend? and why strangely...in Dexter's mind..did it seem to begin to be working.

Drax: hmm... seems your upset Dexter, あなた would'nt want Dexi to get hurt would you? Please...we all know it's true...

Dexter: あなた knew Blossom was going to dump me...did'nt you?

Drax: hehe.....no.

Dexter: then why is it あなた want me and Dexi together so badly!?

Drax: I don't. I hate love, and あなた two. Now....it's time for あなた Dexter......to play the game.Or....I could kill Dexi if あなた are'nt willing to play.....

The invisible force grab Dexi away from Dexter, And they heard a snap again. A dagger appeared, the force held it right up to Dexi's throat.Dexter gasped, he could'nt play... but he felt like he could'nt lose Dexi......his minded began pounding, trying to decide to play...or let Dexi die....

Dexi:Dexter don't do it! あなた don't know wat might happen! please! just let me die!

Drax: quiet you!......let the boy choose for himself...

Dexter:..........i'll.....i'll...i'll play the game.

Dexi: デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 no!

Drax: ha ha! good choice!good choice....

Dexter: Let Dexi go!

Drax: alright alright! but first, あなた have to sign...on the dotted line..

Drax made the snap noise again, and a pen flew into Dexter's hand, while a paper unraveled out of thin air.Dexi tried to yell at デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 to not sign it, but an invisible hand was covering her mouth, muffling the noise.Dexter clicked the pen and signed immeadiatly. His hand seared in pain, the pen was 書く in what looked to be just red ink, but デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 soon realized, once his initals were etched into the back of his hand, he'd been 書く in his own blood(sheesh, steal Dolores Umbridges quill from harry potter much?)

Dexter: alright...I signed on the dotted line...just please...give her back to me...

Drax: hmm....alright....men let go of her.

The ナイフ vanished, and Dexi was pushed into Dexter's arms. デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 immeadiatly hugged her, tears streaming down his face.This time....it was'nt to make her feel better.....it was because he liked her.Dexi blushed beat red, staring at デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 as he let go. Then.....she slapped him.

Dexter: hey! what the heck did あなた do that for!?

Dexi: BECAUSE GENIUS あなた JUST GOT US STUCK HERE IN SOME GAME THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS WHILE OUR フレンズ ARE PROBABLY BEING EATEN AS APPETIZERS によって A DREAD DRAGON HYBRID! THAT'S WHY!!
Dexter: I 愛 you.

Dexi: デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 quit making fun of me.

Dexter:I'm not. I actually mean that

Dexi: well I don't 愛 あなた that's for sure!

Drax: ok can we please 移動する on!? the game is called あなた vs. the universe, the rules are simple, あなた have to find the five keys, in five different dimensions. あなた can have one companion with あなた along the way, after あなた find the keys, あなた will have to travel through time to find the key holes, place the corresponding key in the key hole, and your one step closer toward saveing the universe....and your friends. Your friends, are in the x dimension, the dimension of Darkness. あなた will not be able to connect to them, talk to them, または even see them. No one will trust you, you'll only have enemies. The only person who will be able to be nice to あなた is your companion.The game ends when あなた put the keys in the keyholes....or.....if あなた die....and if あなた die, not only will あなた lose.....the universe..shall be mine, along with every other dimension あなた go to, and any dimension besides that.

Dexter: I choose Dexi as my companion.

Dexi:WHAT?!NO WAY!NUH-UH NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Dexter: what's wrong?

Dexi: well number one I hate あなた again, number two あなた 発言しました あなた loved me so that'll be akward, and.....YOUR A BOY!

Drax: there is nothing in the rules against that.it's his choice, not yours. So....with out further ado.....any questions?

Dexter: one.

Drax: what?

Dexter: How do we find the keys and keyholes?

Drax: there will be a magical force, which shall lead あなた toward the the keys and keyholes. Though be warned. There will be many dangers in your path......romance.

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 looked over at Dexi,who was looking away from him in anger.

Drax: heartbreak.

Dexter: Dexi I'm-

Dexi: SHUT UP! I don't want to talk to you!

Drax: and of course.......me.so....any もっと見る questons?

Dexter: no....

Dexi: I have one.

Drax: what?

Dexi: what happens if he dies and i'm still alive, like I push him- I mean, he falls off a cliff, but i'm still alive.

Drax: then, あなた lose, plain and simple as that, and あなた will get placed in the x dimension along with whatever 'll be left of your friends.

Dexi....Drat!

Dexter: I'm standing right here あなた know.

Drax:Ok....anymore dumb questions? no.....ok then.without further ado.....let the battle for the universe....BEGIN!

デクスター 〜警察官は殺人鬼 and Dexi: BATTLE? WHAT BATTLE?

Drax: oh......you'll see.....you'll all see..

End of the real chapter 1 ( finally!)