I've played this on loads of spots so its about time us Desperate Housewives fans had a turn!!
You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Susan
02 or 32 min → Bree
03 or 33 min → Lynette
04 or 34 min → Gabby
05 or 35 min → Tom
06 or 36 min → Orson
07 or 37 min → Kathryn
08 or 38 min → Mike
09 or 39 min → Edie
10 or 40 min → Carl
11 or 41 min → Adam
12 or 42 min → Carlos
13 or 43 min → Victor
14 or 44 min → Julie
15 or 45 min → Andrew
16 or 46 min → Danielle
17 or 47 min → Dave
18 or 48 min → Caleb
19 or 49 min → John the gardener
20 or 50 min → Gabby and Carlos
21 or 51 min → Lynette and Tom
22 or 52 min → Susan and Mike
23 or 53 min → Kathryn and Mike
23 or 53 min → Gabby at a boutique
24 or 54 min → John in the garden
25 or 55 min → Tom in the kitchen
26 or 56 min → Mike in the living room
27 or 57 min → Porter and Preston
28 or 58 min → Porter behind Lynette's back
29 or 59 min → Preston while watching TV
30 or 00 min → all the Desperate Housewives

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot