Death Note Pick Up Lines

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the 次 morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with L（デスノート） in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the 表, テーブル 次 to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know あなた ask yourself why are あなた on the ソファー, ソファ and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that あなた will get mad so I tell あなた know. I want あなた to keep our relationship a secret, I 愛 you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

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Everlasting depression, this one page
Fleeting tactics, to those eyes
Without supplication, evil in law, connecting toward prison

Note with deadly poison, harboring fear at earthly desires
Incessant drool at delusional lies

Judgment, prattling on of crime unification
Who knows how to break the deadlock?

World of acquittal
Words of sanction

An acquired fever, truly "death pirates"
Redeem the game of law

Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain
Despair the Billy
Now, morals
Come, unstoppable eraser rain

Unstoppable eraser rain

Crimson-colored song of destruction...