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"I like taking pointless フェイスブック surveys as much as the 次 person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling 愛 might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most 最近 survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last キッス standing up, sitting down, または lying down?
The only キッス I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose ベッド were あなた on last?
Nagini's,...

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I found these fascinating, thought あなた guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow 星, つ星 indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If あなた are 読書 this letter then あなた have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If によって some unprecedented chance あなた are 読書 this and あなた have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest あなた put down this letter and leave now, または the consequences for あなた will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which あなた must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

A handy-dandy Wikihow 記事 on how to make a horcrux, for all あなた aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch または wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide あなた should not attempt to create a horcrux until あなた can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...