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Greetings, new follower:

If あなた are 読書 this letter then あなた have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If によって some unprecedented chance あなた are 読書 this and あなた have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest あなた put down this letter and leave now, または the consequences for あなた will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which あなた must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 次 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him あなた ストール, 盗んだ his teddy bear.

8. Tell him あなた won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him あなた were just kidding and 発言しました teddy くま, クマ has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, あなた know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. あなた throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. あなた wear at least some black every day.

3. あなた rip your clothes on purpose.

4. あなた call people あなた don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. あなた yell "CRUCIO!" at people when あなた get mad.

6. あなた carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" または an "L", あなた accidentally type out a Bellatrix または a Lestrange instead.

9. あなた think her birthday should...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, あなた know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. あなた throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. あなた wear at least some black every day.

3. あなた rip your clothes on purpose.

4. あなた call people あなた don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. あなた yell "CRUCIO!" at people when あなた get mad.

6. あなた carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" または an "L", あなた accidentally type out a Bellatrix または a Lestrange instead.

9. あなた think her birthday should...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s もっと見る to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do あなた mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call あなた Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would あなた describe your relationship with the man known as...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, あなた got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than あなた look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for あなた now!!" *Prepare yourself によって getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did あなた say something?"

5. "Why do you...