Whoa! Easy, tiger!
House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.
Don't talk about her like that!
What do あなた say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.
I hope your 林檎, アップル pie is freakin' worth it!
That fabric softener teddy bear... oooh, I'm gonna hunt that little 雌犬 down.
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.
You know I 愛 the guy but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.
You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got...
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