DAMON:i luv my jacket
EDWARD: OMG!!! is that boy gucci?
DAMON: yep
EDWARD: i luv it
DAMON: こんにちは its mine back off!!!
EDWARD: don't tell me to back off!!!
DAMON: SHUT UP!!!
edward and damon start fighting
meanwhile the ジャケット is ripped to shreds
EDWARD: OMG!!!! the ジャケット is dead!!
JACKET: OMG!! u both killed me!!!
damon holds the ジャケット in his arms
DAMON: あなた know i've loved since i bought you
JACKET: i hate あなた and edward
the ジャケット dies
DAMON & EDWARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD: OMG!!! is that boy gucci?
DAMON: yep
EDWARD: i luv it
DAMON: こんにちは its mine back off!!!
EDWARD: don't tell me to back off!!!
DAMON: SHUT UP!!!
edward and damon start fighting
meanwhile the ジャケット is ripped to shreds
EDWARD: OMG!!!! the ジャケット is dead!!
JACKET: OMG!! u both killed me!!!
damon holds the ジャケット in his arms
DAMON: あなた know i've loved since i bought you
JACKET: i hate あなた and edward
the ジャケット dies
DAMON & EDWARD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the jacket's funeral...
damon and edward are standing によって the jacket's grave crying
DAMON: i never wore it enough
edward puts his hand on damon's shoulder
EDWARD: i know how あなた felt about it
the 次 day...
damon is wandering around town in a new armani ジャケット
edward sees him
EDWARD: omg that's armani
DAMON: yes it is armani
EDWARD: me likey
DAMON: don't start
EDWARD: shuddup
bella and caroline walk up
BELLA: what's going on?
CAROLINE: oh god
bella realises
BELLA & CAROLINE: oh for god's sake not again
coming soon: edward & damon & damon's ジャケット 3
damon and edward are standing によって the jacket's grave crying
DAMON: i never wore it enough
edward puts his hand on damon's shoulder
EDWARD: i know how あなた felt about it
the 次 day...
damon is wandering around town in a new armani ジャケット
edward sees him
EDWARD: omg that's armani
DAMON: yes it is armani
EDWARD: me likey
DAMON: don't start
EDWARD: shuddup
bella and caroline walk up
BELLA: what's going on?
CAROLINE: oh god
bella realises
BELLA & CAROLINE: oh for god's sake not again
coming soon: edward & damon & damon's ジャケット 3