What Klaus 発言しました to Damon in the cell during those two scenes really played on my mind over and over. The first scene was the one about what Damon says to Elena that's made her fall for him and the 秒 scene being the one where Klaus was shattering Damon's ハート, 心 about his fears of losing Elena to Stefan again and him not being able to live up to Stefan. In both those scenes I got really annoyed with Klaus but after watching them over and over I found that each scene could easily be used to mock and laugh at Klaus because of how incapable of 愛 he is and how he can't seem to grasp the feeling of love, so who is he to sit and place judgment on Damon's feelings for Elena and also say what he believes is true 愛 when he doesn't even know the full story または has seen what's been happening all this time. So I took advantage of all this and decided to write another mocking 記事 but this time I've targeted our good friend klaus, whom I 愛 but his character just pissed me off in 4x12. Anyway it's me 書く as though Klaus is talking but It's my thoughts that are being written and I'm basically just making a huge joke out of Klaus and his logic. So enjoy :)

First Scene:
"So um Damon seeing as though I have to babysit あなた for god knows how long and there's still a good 時 または so till I need to feed あなた your baby bottle of blood lets talk about 愛 shall we. I'd like to think that it's an emotion I'm very much familiar with and seem to feel for so many people, including my dear mother whom I murdered years ago. May she rest in peace. Now Damon how is it that dear sweet Elena can overlook all your flaws? I mean you've done some pretty screwed up sh*t in your past but now you've changed for the better and あなた allow your humanity to dictate your life. Yet I still can't quite fathom how someone as handsome, honest, loyal, caring, protective, selfless and loving as あなた could land a girl as compassionate and as forgiving as Elena. Though I'll admit I am quite sure it has nothing to do with the sire bond. So did あなた manipulate her, compel her? Actually scratch that I'm just trying to get under your skin, but please for the 愛 of god give me some damn アドバイス on how あなた scored with her? What is it あなた say to her that keeps her around? I'll admit I'm envious of あなた both. I want Caroline and I to be just like あなた and Elena."

秒 scene:
"Now I know I asked あなた for 愛 アドバイス instead of Stefan but your brother Stefan's 愛 for Elena is stronger than yours even though he let her die just a few weeks back and now he can't seem to accept her as a vampire. あなた on the other hand would of saved her in a heartbeat had it of been あなた on the bridge that night and also あなた seem to accept Elena in any shape または form. Yet I'm still convinced Stefan's 愛 is the strongest. I mean Stefan resisted compulsion so he wouldn't have to bite Elena now that's love. あなた however could not resist compulsion even though あなた begged Jeremy to kill あなた instead so あなた wouldn't have to kill him. あなた were willing to die then and there for Elena and Jeremy but no that 愛 is not enough. Not nearly enough as Saint Stefan's. I mean Stefan let Elena die alone in a car at the bottom of a river but he was able to resist the urge to bite her for like 5 秒 until eventually he did so he must definitely 愛 her more, don't あなた think? Being able to restrain yourself for a little while from feeding on the person あなた 愛 is a much bigger declaration of 愛 than saving them from dying, and willing to die without hesitation によって the hands of the person あなた have been compelled to kill, true story look it up in the Klaus handbook of love, I wrote it. See Damon I know もっと見る about 愛 than anyone else in the world. They call me Klaus Cupid Mikaelson because I'm like the エンジェル of 愛 baby. I've got all the ladies lining up even my current crush Caroline is banging on my front door at this very 秒 hoping I'll let her in for some serious lovin. Oh and I know you're very much in 愛 with Elena even though just a few 分 前 I was saying the complete opposite because あなた couldn't seem to fight the compulsion for her. But just so あなた know, Elena will run back to Stefan once she turns human because remember that time while she was under your sire bond influence あなた flat out told her in a clear concise way that the one thing that would make あなた the happiest man in the world is if she fell out of 愛 with Stefan and fell deeply in 愛 with you? Do あなた remember that Damon? I'm an expert in this field and I can tell あなた right here right now to just give up dude your fairytale ending ain't coming. I'm also a certified Psychic incase あなた didn't know, I can predict the future. Like remember all those times that I could foresee every disaster that came my way like when あなた all desiccated me, when Tyler was going behind my back and unsiring my hybrids. I could foresee it all. I'm Nostradamus the second. Now sit here and shut up while I go save my brother Kols 尻, お尻 from another crazy situation I saw coming from a mile away..."