I read these today and decided they should be an article. Enjoy.

こんにちは diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle,

the cow jumped over the moon!

The little dog laughed to see such sport,

and the dish ran away with the spoon!

He ran from conviction and fed his addiction,

as the dish heated the spoon.

The spoon begged to go but the dish shouted "NO!

The Heroin will be ready soon.

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Bill: Can I have my socks back?
*pause*
Bill: Are あなた even listening?
Frank: Oh, Sorry, I was staring at your breasts.
Bill: But im a guy!
*pause*
Frank: Did あなた say something?