Please could あなた explain me ..

The Twilight series is about the 愛 story between Bella Swan, a human, and Edward Cullen, a vampire. Despite being a vampire, Edward is nothing like "traditional" vampires: he doesn't sleep, he drinks human blood and things like garlic, wooden stakes または crosses don't harm him または any of the ヴァンパイア in the universe Stephenie Meyer created. The "sparkling jokes" are because the ヴァンパイア Meyer writes about have a very special skin, made of a diamond-like substance that makes them sparkle when exposed to sunlight.

If あなた haven't read the books, あなた don't want to または don't have the time to read them, and would like a neutral summary, I recommend Wikipedia. Here:

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The 記事 and its リンク contain lots of spoilers, of course.

Believe me, I don't think anyone can make SENSE of it, but basically, when a Meyerpire (they don't deserve to be called vampires) is in the sunlight, their skin sparkles. And if you're going "What? Why?...What?!?" sorry. I don't get it, either. But that's the concept.

okay well Edward just doesn't do normal vampire things, he's perfect, and when he goes in the sun he sparkles. The jokes are actually makiing fun of the fact that twilight ヴァンパイア sparkle, and are not like other vampires