Critical Analysis of Twilight

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Strange and ランダム 質問 that あなた think while 読書 Twilight?

Do あなた have any weird 質問 that あなた start pondering about when あなた read Twilight?

I've been thinking about the following ランダム questions:

-When you're turned into a vampire and haven't recently been to the toilet, does the urine and poo just get stuck into あなた for the rest of eternity? If the ヴァンパイア never go to the toilet, where does it go??

-If Jake fell in 愛 with Bella because he somehow sensed Renesmee inside of her, shouldn't he have been attracted to Edward and not Bella, since it's the guys who determine the sex of the baby instead of the ladies? または would've he imprinted on Renesmee even if she had turned out to be a he?

-How come the Cullens don't indulge themselves on some Blood Bank blood every once in a while if it's so easily accessible for Carlisle?

-If any of the ヴァンパイア would've been turned into ヴァンパイア when they were like 70-80 years old instead of in their twenties, would they still have been beautiful? Would their skin have smoothened out and become younger-looking または something?

-If the 狼男 tie their jeans to their leg when they transform, what does Leah do? She needs to have at least two pieces of clothing または else she's going to walk around topless.

-Can Leah imprint as well? If she doesn't have periods and therefore can't get knocked up, isn't it kind of pointless for her to imprint (since its purpose is to find a mating partner). または can she imprint, and be expected to get 赤ちゃん after she learns to not transform any longer? But if that's so, then what if she learns to not transform when her "mate" is already really old and impotent and nearly infertile?

-How does Edward give Bella privacy when she's in the toilet? If he's in the 次 room he's bound to hear everything unless he sings out loud または listens to loud 音楽 または something

I think I could go on forever about these questions... share yours, if あなた dare! :D




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here's more: is the ヴァンパイア and 狼男 smell really bad to each other, what's the point of them killing each other with their TEETH? especially in the 狼男 case, as it's the only way they can rip the vamps to pieces.
theblondegirl posted １年以上前
 theblondegirl posted １年以上前
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Darkshine said:
-How come the Cullens got so rich if only one of them works, and they have to pay for school, electricity, clothing and other luxuries they have in their house?

-How come Jacob imprinted on a half-vampire, an enemy of the wolves?

-How come female half-vampires don't have venom, while the male half-vampire has? *sexist alert*

-How come Edward's semen (venom) didn't turn Bella into a vampire?

-How come Edward's saliva (venom) didn't turn Bella into a vampire (while they kissed)?

-How come Bella has two "vampire gifts" when all ヴァンパイア have one または none?
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-How come Bella has the unique power to block out vampire powers, and out of billions of people in the world, Edward meets HER?
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posted １年以上前 
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Money: As well as Carlisle being a doctor, they have a company, and Alice uses her gift to bet on stocks. または maybe they do that through the company? Not sure, but they get lots of money from that :)
-Grace- posted １年以上前
smileypop9 said:
-Doesn't Bella get extremely cold when they have sex?
-In Twilight, Edward is 107,Bella is 17. Pedophile?
-Doesn't Edward feel like gramps?

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posted １年以上前 
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It's only paedophilia if the girl is pre pubescent. I'd hope Bella, at 17, was post pubescent.
November99 posted １年以上前
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it's a bit creepy, yeah. And によって "a bit" I mean a lot. Also, who doesn't Bella get transformed from Edward's semen? I've understood that venom is the only liquid their body produces.
theblondegirl posted １年以上前
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theblondegirl posted １年以上前
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^Well, that one put a uncomfortable image in my head....
Dragonclaws posted １年以上前
Gred_and_Forge said:
-Why couldn't Emily say no to Sam when he imprinted on her. What if she wasn't attracted to him, yet is somewhat 'forced' to be his forever.

-I agree when someone brought up Jacob and Nessie being together if the ヴァンパイア are enemies of the shapeshifters. Does he immediately stop hating bloodsuckers because he's imprinted on one now?

-What's the use of them repeating school over and over again? Isn't the tag line for Twilight something like 'If あなた could live forever, what would あなた live for?' Going to school for decades upon decades is what あなた would live for?

-Why is Bella immune to Edward and Jane's powers and not Alice's または Jasper's? What makes her so special?

-How come no one noticed the Cullens before when they 移動する around a lot. If they 移動する places every couple of years and then 移動する back to their old hometown, how come no one remembers them? Don't they have yearbooks? On another note, what about I.D.'s? They have driver's licenses. Don't they need like birth certificates and social security cards and what not to get an I.D.? "Hmmm, Edward Cullen. It says あなた were born in 1901. あなた don't look a 日 over 17" o_O Doesn't that bother anyone else besides me?

-The relationships in the 本 have no depth, whatsoever. They're only attracted to each other because of their looks and their scent. All of the relationships are a matter of convenience (Alice has a vision and meets Jasper...boring; Rosalie saves Emmett after he was mauled...boring; etc. etc.) What makes their relationship last? They never get in fights または disagree? I hated every single relationship in Twilight, to be honest. There wasn't one couple that made me think 'Wow, that's true love'


Meh. That's all I can think of right now. I'll think of もっと見る later.
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-Why couldn't Emily say no to Sam when he imprinted on her. What if she wasn't attracted to him, yet is somewhat 'forced' to be his forever. -I agree when someone brought up Jacob and Nessie being together if the ヴァンパイア are enemies of the shapeshifters. Does he immediately stop hating bloodsuckers because he's imprinted on one now? -What's the use of them repeating school over and over again? Isn't the tag line for Twilight something like 'If あなた could live forever, what would あなた live for?' Going to school for decades upon decades is what あなた would live for? -Why is Bella immune to Edward and Jane's powers and not Alice's または Jasper's? What makes her so special? -How come no one noticed the Cullens before when they 移動する around a lot. If they 移動する places every couple of years and then 移動する back to their old hometown, how come no one remembers them? Don't they have yearbooks? On another note, what about I.D.'s? They have driver's licenses. Don't they need like birth certificates and social security cards and what not to get an I.D.? "Hmmm, Edward Cullen. It says あなた were born in 1901. あなた don't look a 日 over 17" o_O Doesn't that bother anyone else besides me? -The relationships in the 本 have no depth, whatsoever. They're only attracted to each other because of their looks and their scent. All of the relationships are a matter of convenience (Alice has a vision and meets Jasper...boring; Rosalie saves Emmett after he was mauled...boring; etc. etc.) What makes their relationship last? They never get in fights または disagree? I hated every single relationship in Twilight, to be honest. There wasn't one couple that made me think 'Wow, that's true love' Meh. That's all I can think of right now. I'll think of もっと見る later.
posted １年以上前 
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I was wondering that too, I think it was 発言しました in the 本 that the imprintee has no choice. (SEXIST ALERT!) It still confuses me, how come they just can't say no?
Darkshine posted １年以上前
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¨yeah that's the
theblondegirl posted １年以上前
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Why aren't they recognised?: I'm not sure why no one would recognise them good question! It would probably take a really long time before they would cycle back to a twon they'd been in before, though, and I'm sure it does mention somewhere in the 本 that they've had problems with that in the past. But as for their IDs and things, I can answer that! :D It explains in the illustrated guide that they have a room in their house for forgeing illegal documents :)
-Grace- posted １年以上前
Mermaid-Tail said:
One thing I've wondered (because I've talked about my other quibbles already on the spot) I've heard a few people go on about how part of the Twi-vamp powers is becoming beautiful, but how would that work? if a part of the vampire magic is to become beautiful as soon as あなた are turned, によって today's standards shouldn't the older ones be unattractive? Beauty is not a definite state, it changes によって generation. For example, being heavier used to be what was attractive, but today being skinny is もっと見る idealised (talking in general). または what about different parts of the world? Because different cultures find completely different things attractive and ugly. So, do they all become the same kind of 'pretty' even if it is currently considered ugly, または do they become whatever their society considers beautiful at the time they are turned?

Because if becoming attractive is part of their powers either they all become the same kind of pretty (meaning for large chunks of their life they will be considered ugly によって a changing society, and the ones turned in different parts of the world will be ugly to their society) または they become the current ideal of beauty where they are (meaning in a few years their look will be outdated and they will no longer be beautiful).
Because since it's such a relative, changeable term, there is really no such thing as 'becoming beautiful', so how would it work? Has it ever been explained?
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posted １年以上前 
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I know! I've been wondering the same thing. Beauty is quite subjective. Also, why is Edward and some of the other guys too so tall? The average height was like 5 cm shorter just 100 years ago, and these people were teenagers when they were turned. Carlisle should be considered quite small unless he was exceptionally tall when he was a human (even though he's a bit older)
theblondegirl posted １年以上前
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I was also wondering about the beauty thing.. Well, I have a theory. Maybe it's not beauty, but it's the way in which they were constructed. Everyone knows that when features または measurements are constructed in the Golden ratio, it becomes much もっと見る pleasing to our eyes, right? I think humans are already in a Golden ratio... But maybe they have some sort of even better ratio, that automatically affects their bodies when they turn, and maybe that's why they magically gained a bunch of cm in height, to even out? または maybe they were just naturally tall..? But their image of perfection could be mistaken as "beauty". Of course, I'm not sure my theory makes much sense..
Rhyshian posted １年以上前
janie6 said:
What happens when Bella gets PMS?

If ヴァンパイア never change, do they ever get haircuts?

Since they never sleep, are ヴァンパイア ever tired?

What would happen if a vampire died their hair?

Do ヴァンパイア shower?

Can ヴァンパイア drink water like they drink blood (since blood is mostly water) または does water count as a human food?

So many 質問 andno one to answer them...
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posted １年以上前 
CalantheRose said:
- Near the end of the first book, Edward kisses Bella whilst she's hooked up to a ハート, 心 monitor and she flatlines because Eddy is *just* that awesome *eyeroll*. Why the hell didn't half a dozen doctors and nurses come running?
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