Socialite: hello there!
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but あなた can call me Johnny
???: why do they call あなた that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if あなた hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do あなた want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know あなた *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do あなた think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
???: who are you?
Socialite: well... Many people call me the Socialite, but あなた can call me Johnny
???: why do they call あなた that?
Socialite: umm...
*Woosh*
Socialite: I'll slit him if あなた hold him down
Kage: sure!
*Woosh*
Socialite: no real reason...
Nick: my name is nick
Socialite: well nick, do あなた want to be friends?
Nick: I barely know あなた *walks away*
Socialite: dam*it
*later*
2Spooky: how did it go?
Socialite: what do あなた think?
2Spooky: I think of cows most of the time
Socialite: ugh...
ToTheArk: Caller got me...
Porter: we have to get あなた out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... あなた are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: あなた guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes あなた are)
Porter: we have to get あなた out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... あなた are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: あなた guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes あなた are)
Slender: oh my god...
Lucius: こんにちは guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! あなた need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...
Lucius: こんにちは guys! i'm home! with another fuc*ing captive!
Porter: sit her on the couch! あなた need to see this!
Slender: *hands letter to Lucius*
d3AR mR, sL3NDER.
dU3 t0 oRD3RS bY l0RD zALG0 i hAV3 tAK3N y0UR pR0XY tiCCi t0BY aND y0UR bR0TH3R sPL3ND0RMAN, s00N i wiLL tAK3 m0R3 0F yOUR fRI3NDS uNTiLL iT wiLL b3 jUST y0U. aL0N3 liK3 wH3N y0U l3FT m3 t0 di3? i h0P3 tHAT tH3R3 iS n0 hARD f33LiNGS. y0U w3R3 tH3 m0ST ciViL bACK tH3N,
siNC3R3LY. cRYPT
Lucius: who is cRYPT?
Slender: an old Friend of mine...