Slender: Observer, あなた are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for あなた sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: あなた are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and 秒 in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and 秒 in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!