Demotivational KND posters

What the crud is that? , numbuh four questioned, bewildered. , Let me 表示する あなた what it does first! , Numbuh 14 cried out She pressed a button on the side of the odd gun. A whirring sound was heard and with a pop , a small object flew out, knocking one of the teenagers clean out of the sky. , Whoa! , Numbuh three squealed. , I present to you, the P.O.T.A.T.O. G.U.N. ! , Numbuh 14 shouted.

P.uny
O.bject
T.otally
A.ttacks
T.eens
O.r
G.rown-ups
U.nstoppably
N.ow

Awwwww..... look at the little weirdo, shes made some friends!, came a mocking voice from above them. They saw a older girl floating in the sky...

Kacey was the first to come to. Everyone else was still sleeping. She was gonna スマック Wally upside his head to wake him up, but she realized her hands were tied tightly with a scrunchie. She smiled wickedly and kicked Wally's shin, which set off a chain of events:
-Wally let out a shrill yelp and his foot jerked back and hit Kuki's arm.
-Kuki then tried to bit Wally's leg, but ended up getting Hoagie's instead.
-Hoagie let out a shriek right into Megan's ear.
-Megan tried to kick Hoagie, but got Maddy instead.
-Maddy tried to kick her sister, but ended up geting Minerva.
-Minerva tried to bite...