Demotivational KND posters

Operation: FUTURE KIDS
Chapter 3
Ten Kids
Megan opened her eyes, to find herself in a weird room. There were no windows, just lots of buttons, and switches on the walls. She stood up, but only to fall back down. She turned her head to see, if any of her フレンズ were with her. She had only a moment’s notice, when her younger sister, Maddy came falling down on her.
"Ow! Can あなた land somewhere else, 次 time Maddy." 発言しました Louise once Maddy got off her.
"Sorry, I need to work on that." she said, while laughing and helping her sister up at the same time. She was about to ask Maddy what was going on,...

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till....
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting もっと見る closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and もっと見る closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never 愛 him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, あなた come at the wrong...

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Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till.....
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Kuki sadly walked down the street.
She was in a trance and all she could think about was, I need to save Mai. She was interrupted from her trance, によって someone's voice.
"Hey Kuki, What are あなた going to do? あなた know you're walking into Sandy's trap." 発言しました Wally.
"I don't care, I want my cousin back!" she said, while two tears came from her eyes.
"Well I'm coming with you." stated Wally.
"No, I'll stop Sandy myself." she said, while wiping her tears away.
"This is pay-back." she said, while stomping into her...

The firey head started it's usal speech again, but the Scare カラス interupted.
"Oi, we got your cruddy broom, so give us our wishes!"
The head glared a him.
"BUT THAT'S IMMPOSSIBLE! NO ONE HAS EVER ESCAPED THE WITCHES CASTLE!" it screamed.
"Well we just did." 発言しました the Tin Girl evenly.
"NEVER!" the head yelled
Toto sniffed around. He had caught a scent that didn't really belong in a lair of evil Flowery perfume. He followed the scent to a far corner, where a curtain hung. Gripping th fabric with his smaal sharp teeth, he pulled it back. Sitting on a computer 机, デスク swivel chair, sat a girl with a yellow...

“And the ghost whispered in her ear. He said: “Your soul belongs to me, and it always will be.” Kacey said. It was a cold, winter night and the KND were having a camp-out. The 6th-Graders (Kacey, Raleigh, David, Christian, and friend Brooke [not in KND]) planned it out a 月 前 and set up the tents. Kacey, Megan, Raleigh, and Brooke would all be sharing the same tent cuz at some point, they all are the same age. Kiki, Kuki, and Abby share a tent cuz they’re the left-overs. And all the boys get one too.
“NO!” Kiki yelled while gripping her Vampire 虹 Monkey.
“Yes!”...

Though Numbuh 7 had called "Battle Stations", nobody had moved...well, all except Hoagie, who was holding Kiki back from pummeling Wally. "Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!!!" she growled. Wally was about 2 inches from her reach and took the oppurtunity to tease her a bit, despite everyone else's warnings. Hoagie's fingers were sweaty and started to slip....letting Kiki spank Wally at full force. >.< Everyone, except for Kuki, had covered their eyes. Kuki, on the other hand, was laughing. "HA!! He finally got what he deserved!" she roared. Kiki, Hoagie, and the newly "vampirafied" Wally looked...

It was 1:30 in the morning and all of the female operatives were still up; giggling wildly and occasionally squealing...all except Numbuh 3. Even after several hours, she was still pretty shaken up from the movie. Numbuh 8 stood up and said, "Wanna get a bowl of 虹 Munchies? That always calms me down." She nodded and started to walk out with Kiki, but stopped at the doorway. "But what if....HE'S out in the hallway?"
"I promise. Nothing is gonna attack you." Kiki reassured, motioning at Numbuh 7 to give her a flashlight. The two girls gulped and slowly made their way down the big hallway....

Operation E.I.G.H.T.

After about an hour, they finally reached Kuki Sanban's house. They chapped her door, to see if anyone was in. Luckily no one was, so they gently walked up the stairs, and placed her on her bed. Wally who turned his head, let Ai changed Kuki into her ピンク 虹 Monkey pyjamas. He turned around, when Kuki was smiling away under her ベッド sheet covers. They quietly crept out of her bedroom, and went down the stairs.
"I'll catch up with you, in a 分 Wally, I have to phone my parents." 発言しました Mai, when Wally got to the door. He shrugged, and walked out of the house. Once he...

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Grudjer:HEY LET US OUT IF THIS DUMB JAR!!!

Half Nelson:Yeah what he said.(snickers)

(Everyone starts waking up)

Jessee:Wait...something isn't right here...(she looks and her hands are as purple as the Grudjer's dust)

Numbah10:Hey why are our hands purple?

(A boy with brown hair sweeps in and sprays them all with something and the purple comes off)

Numbah10:OMG JACK?!

Jack:Thats right sister.

Numbah10:But I thought あなた were delightfulized?

Jack:I had to find a cure that was unknown to kid but I must tell あなた we've talked it over and I don't want to lead sector m...I'll leave that...

Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, 食 and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the 次 two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the ベル rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...

Numbah3:Lala la laa la!

(Numbah4 is covering his ears)

Numbah4:Ever since she got that stupid 虹 cruddy it's been a living nightmare!

Numbah5:C,mon she's happy!

Numbah2:Yeah and look on the bright side no villians have attacked all day!

MEANWHILE AT VILLIAN HQ.....

Jack:Cree you've failed again!

Cree:Im sorry jack...

Jack:YOU WILL BE!(Starts firing up like father)

Cree:Wait give me another chance!If あなた do I promise あなた I'll destroy sector v and all the kn dorks!Even those stupid kids in the future sector m!

Jack:(flames down)No...bring me sector m and sector v または else!(fires up)

Cree:Yes Jack!

Jack:THATS...

"Come on, Kace'!" ,Kiki whined through her KN- communicator, "I know how much あなた guys loved coming to my school for a day...what's so bad about coming for the LAST 日 of classes?"
"I JUST got out of school! I don't wanna go back again! ESPECIALLY after what happened last time." Kacey responded.
"I didn't even mention the best part!" Kiki shot back.
"Yeah? What's the best part?"
Kiki smiled mischevously, "Well, there'll be free 食 cuz we're throwin' parties in a few classes....AND, from what I hear, there's gonna be a ginormous- no, wait, huge-no wait- GIHUGIC 食 fight for all 3 lunch periods."...

Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)

?????:Hello?

Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....

Cree:You twerp!why are あなた calling here?!

Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.

Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning あなた the teenz will soround あなた stupid 木, ツリー house and-

Numbah5:Cree...im not asking あなた as an enemy...im asking あなた as a sister...

Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?

Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?

Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-

Numbah5:Yeah...

Cree:Oh he's easy...

Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE...

によって standing on the Cowardly Lions shoulders, the Scare カラス was able to reach the huge knocker on the giant door. While waiting for a response, they all starred up at the exspansive city byond the gates. It seemed, it's name sake being no exageration, that the city was made out a glowing, shimmering, corascating emerald. The entire city shone like green neon. The sudden clanging of a miniuter door built inside the gate tore their attention away from the ニルヴァーナ enducing city. A VERY familair face poked through.

"Why is that R-tard Toilenator in this story?"
"Numbuh 4, how did あなた get out of the...

Suzy:Um...wow really thats it?...um let's see....yeah thats my last name.....

Numbah5:Hey has anyone seen numbah 7?

(Numbah 7 rushes in)

Numbah7:Oh....Wally's getting shoved into a portal....hmmm...don't care...although it could be funny.....

Numbah4:Hello mad woman about to stuff me into a crazed portal here!!!

Suzy:(Shoves him in)

Numbah3:WALLY!!!!

Suzy:uggg your worse than Wushi!

Numbah1 and 2:who the heck is Wushi!?

Numbah7:Man this is lame....I could be so many other places right now....

Suzy:Ugggg whatever!Numbah1 is waiting!

Numbah1:Huh?

Suzy:Man my dad is stupid.....

everyone:DAD?!


Suzy:im in trouble...

It was an interesting 日 at Gallager and I was about to make it even もっと見る interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD あなた PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever あなた start narrating あなた start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what あなた were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah もっと見る interesting...why was I about to make it even もっと見る interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...