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Back when I was a kid watching クリスマス specials on TV, Mrs. Claus was invariably portrayed as a sweet but dowdy older woman of slightly plump stature. She could cook a mean pie and reminded あなた of your Grandma. Of course, we loved her and so did Santa.

But did あなた ever wonder what Mrs. Claus might have looked like when she was younger? I mean, I assume she must've be smokin' (natch).

So why is it that so many of the classic holiday programs 表示する us a Santa Claus surrounded によって androgynous little elves and a matronly Mrs. Claus? I mean, it's cold up at the North Pole. Surely Santa isn't adverse...
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(12/04/08 Update: I'm currently cleaning up the dead リンク in this article. あなた can also
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Ahh Christmas. The tree, the stockings, the mistletoe and - of course - the holiday テレビ programming.

Some of my fondest クリスマス memories were spent in front a of テレビ watching such classics as the animated Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer または one of the myriad versions of Dickens' 'A クリスマス Carol'.

So without further ado, I am presenting あなた with my big, big 一覧 of holiday specials. I've tried to categorize the 一覧 into subsections to make it a little もっと見る bearable and consumable. The...
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In Germany, today is the First Advent – meaning the first of the for Sundays before Christmas. It is often the last Sunday in November, but this year, it happens to be exactly on December first. Advent is here the time we spend in preparation for the クリスマス celebrating, lighting one candle every Sunday.

The sixth of December is a very special day, Nicholas day. The prior evening, everyone in the house is cleaning their largest pair of shoes and putting it in front of the fireplace (or another special place). The 次 morning, the shoes are filled with sweets – if the children have been...
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Another Holiday season is upon us and あなた know what that means: break out the egg nog, light up the tree, put up the stockings, take out a 秒 mortgage for the credit card bill and 火災, 火 up The Carpenter's クリスマス album (turn it up to 11, will you?).

It also means it's time for another 一覧 of クリスマス video goodies.

So kick back and get ready to enjoy another batch of holiday fun. Oh, and in case あなた missed last year's 一覧 be sure to check out link

So without further ado...

The Essentials
I'm reposting these from last year's 一覧 because these are the items most people want to see....
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If you're looking for a festive look that doesn't scream "CHRISTMAS!", try out a sparkly sequinned dress! It's a 人気 look with all kinds of celebs.

Taylor Swift, Jordin Sparks, Beyonce, Hilary Duff, Katy Perry, and Kristen Stewart have all shone in shiny dresses. It's a great look to wear to any holiday event あなた might have coming up (a party, a school dance, a girls' night, etc. etc.)

Here are some options we found from Delia's. This one is a light grey dress with a smattering of sparkles and a flouncy skirt. The 秒 one only has sparkles on the 上, ページのトップへ and a cute bow at the waist. And the third option is an all-over sequins look!

If あなた don't feel comfortable wearing full-on sparkles, try accessorizing with something like glittery tights, a sparkly ring, または shiny metallic nail polish.

Do あなた like this trendy look?
A little late on this one but here are a few 'carols' I found funny. Not all of these are 安全, 安全です for work. If あなた have any もっと見る feel free to drop them in the コメント section.

Bob Rivers' 12 Pains Of Christmas

Jeff Foxworthy's 12 Days Of Redneck Christmas

Key Of Awesome's 12 Days Of Miley

Key Of Awesome's クリスマス Parody Spectacular

Jon LaJolie's Best クリスマス Song

Jojo OrangaTang's クリスマス On The Floor

Nigahiga's クリスマス Swag

WaneFawsome's Itchy Balls

Jillian Hall's Rocking Around The クリスマス Tree

Bob Rivers' Who Put The D*** On The Snow Man

Cheech & Chong's Police Got My Car

Bing Bing Bong A Donald Trump Jingle Bells
 A White Grinch???
A White Grinch???
Since we're all still in クリスマス mood, here is my comparison for both the 1966 animated short with its live action film made in 2000.

1966 Animated Short

This animated short that started it all! I 愛 the vibrant and how colourful this animated cartoon, it's whimsical アニメーション style will make あなた 愛 this cartoon and Dr. Seuss, his artwork fascinates people even in today's generation, the theme song 'You're Mean One, Mr. Grinch!' has even been covered in the TV series, 'Glee' that I could not get it out of my head after listening to it recently.

2000 Live Action Film

When this film came...
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Not a ファン of your traditional クリスマス music? Here's a 一覧 of hard クリスマス songs from all over the metal spectrum! If あなた have any もっと見る suggestions feel free to drop them in the comments.

Within Temptation's ゴシック Christmas

Ben Kweller's It Ain't クリスマス Yet

Material Issue's Merry Christmas

Lacuna Coil's Naughty Christmas

Amarna Reign's Black Christmas

Hedegaard's Scary Christmas

Trans Siberian Orchestra's Carol Of The Bells

August Burns Red's Carol Of The Bells

I Declare War's Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Hope For Tomorrow's A Very Metalcore Christmas

Hollywood Undead's クリスマス In Hollywood...
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posted by deedeeflower
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• The first commercial クリスマス cards were commissioned in London, in 1843, によって Sir Henry Cole, with illustration によって John Callcott Horsley. President Dwight D. Eisenhower issued the first official White House card in 1953.

• "Rudolph" was actually created によって Robert May for Montgomery Ward in the late 1930's as a holiday promotion. The song was written later によって Johnny Marks, and recorded によって Gene Autry in 1949; it promptly sold about 2 million copies.


• クリスマス became an official national holiday in the USA on June 28, 1870.

• Poinsettias are the most 人気 クリスマス plant and are...
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 Santa Claus would need a hell of a lot もっと見る reindeers than this to tow that massive amount of loot for all the world's Christian children...
Santa Claus would need a hell of a lot more reindeers than this to tow that massive amount of loot for all the world's Christian children...
This is a reprint of a classic 記事 that ran in the now defunct Spy Magazine about 15 years 前 または so. This 記事 is all over the internets now, though few sites properly attribute the original source. In any event, here's the reprinted text to this holiday classic.

Consider the following:

1) No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world....
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posted by deedeeflower
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Mistletoe, in older times, was believed to have protective properties and was hung to ward off evil spirits. Celts believed that mistletoe, a parasitic plant that grows on trees, had special powers that could heal diseases, make poisons harmless, protect against evil spells and bring fertility to childless women. For many years, Christian places of worship did not allow it inside because of its pagan associations. But nowadays it is mostly used as an excuse to steal a kiss.

The origin of our tradition of キス under the mistletoe is ロスト in the mists of antiquity. Some say it probably stemmed...
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posted by KaterinoulaLove
In Greece when we talk about the "holidays" we are referring to the holiday period of Christmas, New 年 and Epiphany.
Traditionallythe クリスマス holiday period lasts 12 days in Greece. There are many customs associated with the "twelve 日 of Christmas," some very old and others relatively recent, like the decorated 木, ツリー and the turkey on the Christmas-day table.
Historically,in 354 A.D. it was arranged for the birth of Christ to be celebrated on December 25, the same 日 that they celebrated the birth of the ancient god Mithra, known as the "invincible sun god" and god of all solar deities...
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posted by Cammie
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 Merry クリスマス Fanpopping フレンズ
Merry Christmas Fanpopping Friends
'Tis the season to be jolly!
I have had to remind myself of this fact constantly in the past week for I have had probably the most stressful week of 2008. All I wanted was to be in readiness and organized for my favourite time of 年 but things do not always go as planned.
I decide to do some ホーム renovations and paint my house back in September, the house did not really need a revamping but I was bored and thought it was time for a change. Little did I imagine that only a few days before クリスマス the house would still be looking like a hurricane had swept through it.
I decided to get rid of...
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I wrote this short song, based upon "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". It has been effectively retitled "Santa Claus is bringing あなた down".
You're going to shout
You're going to cry
You're going to pout, and I'm telling あなた why
Sant Claus is bringing あなた down!
He knows when あなた are knocked out
He knows when you're in pain
He knows when to パンチ または not
And his wallops will drive あなた insane, woah!
Sant Claus is bring あなた down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bring あなた down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bringing あなた DOWN!

I wrote this other, slightly longer song, based upon "Frosty the Snowman" and effectively retitled "Frosty...
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posted by shomill
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Santa Kitty,
I’ve really been an awfully good cat,
And that
Is not an easy thing for me,
Santa Kitty,
So scurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Kitty,
A ten-pound bag of cat food, too,
From you.
I’ve been an エンジェル all year,
Santa Kitty,
So scurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all
The 食 I’ve missed.
Think of all the items on
My people’s grocery list.
They really have been
Mean to me.
It takes a lot of food
To feed a cat like me!

Santa Kitty,
Slip a ミルク bowl under the tree
For me.
I’ll stay up for you, dear
Santa Kitty,
So scurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa Kitty,
I need something to chase ’round...
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posted by hm94991
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I found this funny little poem in a book called "Live and Learn and pass it on," 読書 it out of sheer bordom.

Here it is--
Stage one - When a boy belives in Santa Clause.

When a boy doesent belive in Santa Clause.

When a boy is Santa Clause.

When a boy looks like Santa Clause.


hmmm.......... This has to be longer so it can be an 記事 so here are the lyrics for "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...
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posted by jhopgood
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Remember when life was simple and everyone wore jellies, leg warmers, and parachute pants? If so, あなた were lucky enough to have lived some years in that crazy time of the 80’s. All あなた had to worry about was school and what GI Joe あなた were getting this 年 (please God, let it be Storm Shadow)? Well, this 一覧 is a flashback to those fun times of the 80's. Whether あなた were 8 または 38 in the 80’s, you’ll enjoy this blast from the past. I’ve included all the best of cartoons, sit-coms, holiday specials, 音楽 動画 and commercials. So sit back, relax, and pop up the 襟, 首輪 of your polo...
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posted by katiemariie
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I really enjoy the クリスマス season. I 愛 the 映画 that get played every year. I 愛 the クリスマス 音楽 radio station. I 愛 the lights. I 愛 the snow. I 愛 the togetherness. I 愛 the Claymation. I 愛 wrapping presents. I 愛 unwrapping presents. I 愛 making cards and presents for my フレンズ and my teachers. I 愛 going to the mall and finding the perfect gift. I 愛 going shopping with my friends. I 愛 the classroom クリスマス parties that are against school rules. I 愛 going to Petsmart with my mom to get ストッキング stuffers for my cats. I 愛 waking up early on Christmas...
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Dear Santa, here's my クリスマス list.
I hope you'll bring it all.
I've only asked for gifts my parents
can't find at the mall.

I'd like to have a UFO,
with aliens inside,
and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex
that I could ride.

A ninety-nine foot robot
is a present I could use.
I'll also need a time machine,
and rocket-powered shoes.

Please bring a gentle genie
who will grant my every wish,
and don't forget a wizard's wand,
and, yes, a talking fish.

Of course, I'll need a unicorn,
and won't あなた please provide
a dragon, and a castle
in the English countryside.

Of course, the weight of all these things
might cause your sleigh to crash.
If that's the case, dear Santa,
please feel free to just bring cash.
posted by deedeeflower
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Try this delicious Bundt cake topped with an オレンジ sugar glaze.

3 tablespoons vegetable shortening
2 1/2 cups finely chopped walnuts (split)
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 cup softened バター
1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 cup サワー cream または plain nonfat yogurt
1 ripe banana, mashed
2 tablespoons オレンジ liqueur (cointreau, triple sec)
Orange Sugar Glaze:
1 cup powdered sugar, shifted
2 tablespoons オレンジ ジュース


Step によって Step:

Thoroughly grease a 10 to 12-cup microwave-safe bundt pan with shortening; sprinkle with...
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