Now yep that other person is That Person now. :D
Beard Bad Wolf
(My fiancé and I are in a parking lot and he is in the process of unlocking his car. I am tugging the handle and saying ‘let me in! let me in!’)
Fiancé: “Not によって the hair on my chinny chin chin!” *he has a beard*
That Person: “Then I’ll cut them off!”
Fiancé: “That’s not how it goes!”
That Person: “Well, I can’t huff and puff my way into your car!”
Fiancé: “That’s because I’m the third pig and あなた can’t knock my s*** over!”
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