My computer that I am always using to talk to あなた people xD

#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay または a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but あなた might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider あなた a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. あなた really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him もっと見る in 映画 like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....