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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I 発言しました whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I 発言しました whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!


#4:
Peele: (as girl character) あなた are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!


#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess あなた learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".


#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line によって Mel Gibson.. He 発言しました "I hope あなた get rapped によって a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he 発言しました a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..


#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will あなた have キッス with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the パンチ line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH あなた WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the パンチ line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).


#8:
Killer: I will cover あなた in gasoline and set あなた on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny あなた should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.


#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And あなた know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.


#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! あなた A DEMON! (walks off),


#11:
Peele: I 発言しました biiiiiiiiitch!


#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: あなた WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS あなた TOO! あなた WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR パン AND バター あなた MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID もっと見る COCAINE THAN あなた WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!


#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).


#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW あなた killed her.. あなた have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's あなた standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!


#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).


#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my ベッド and hanging them from the ceiling ファン at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have あなた been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of あなた just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! あなた WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, あなた did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did あなた throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and あなた even 発言しました some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.


#17:
Killer: Hey.. あなた ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are あなた Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?


#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN 通り, ストリート FIGHT!!


#19:
Peele: あなた WILL RESPECT ME! あなた LITTLE SHIT!!


#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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もっと見る epic flights from Michael.
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grand theft auto
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The arm's dealer is an idiot.
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#1: CARNAGE:
Can it really be anyone BUT Cletus Kasedy!?

Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
And unlike most villains, he was "already" evil, before becoming Carnage.

As a child, he killed his grandmother によって pushing her down a flight of stairs, tried to murder his mother によって throwing a hair dryer into her bathtub, and tortured and killed his mother's dog. His mother tried to kill him in a rage, Cletus was sent to a orphange that "mysteriously burnt down"

When he discovered Eddie Brock become Venom he became jealous and...
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Mr Nightmare is my new favourite youtuber...
It's scary content.. But it's also true things (except the creepy パスタ readings)..

Most of these things are important to know in some way または another.. Know how to avoid such situations, and that あなた should NEVER take safety procautions as a joke.. または even just, knowing how terrible the world is. And how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. または have フレンズ that don't try to kill us (literary).

At least that's how I see it..
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call of duty


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although...
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posted by Canada24
 Buck
Buck
あなた can expect chapters faster than in Demons.. So.. あなた know ....

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Johnny arrived at a bar, and found the man from the Willis's picture having a ビール によって himself.

"Are あなた Buck?" Johnny asked him.

"Well it's not my birth name. But yes.. And あなた are?" The man asked, with his strong Austrian accent.

"Johnny Klebitz.. I'm here for my friend Dash" Johnny told him.

"Dash?... Dash?... Dosen't ring a bell" Buck replied, getting up, and getting another beer.

"You bought her from Hoyt" Johnny said, holding in his anger.

Buck bought...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling one of them to some of the...
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#1: MARCUS MICHAEL FENIX:

"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else あなた killed, あなた bitch!" Marcus to Myrrah, while stabbing her.



I only played Gears 3 and 4.. But I get the basics.. Stupid monsters wanting to kill humanity because the Myrah 雌犬 hates us..

Marcus is voiced によって John DiMaggio. The same John DiMaggio who voiced Jake from Adventure time, and Bender from Futurama, voices the angry, deep voice, cynical, Sgt Finx.
The man we been playing as, all the way till Gears of war 4.. Which, によって the way, is AWESOME によって the way.

Marcus Fenix is generally gruff and aggressive. He is a...
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#1:
PuttPutt: Be careful Pep, または we're cause an avalanche (sneezes, causing, well, an avalanche, and the path is blocked).
PBG: PUTT-PUTT! あなた HAD ONE JOB!!


#2:
Little boy in Skyrim: (sarcastically) Oh boy. Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
PBG: (kills the rude little boy) LEARN SOME MANNERS, KID!


#3:
PBG: So.. Were playing PuttPutt again.
PuttPutt: Hot ziggity.
PBG: Wow.. Where's the enthusiasm?.. But I guess after あなた repeat the same phrase enough times. It loses it's lester..
PBG: Anyway.. As PuttPutt, あなた find the zoo keeper, and, serprise, serprise.. It's in trouble.....
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#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH パンチ - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed によって Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played によって Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played によって Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a キッチン with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers 表示中 off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..


#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..


#3: DON'T DELIVER ピザ TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..


#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..


#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...
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LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman 発言しました sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd 愛 this shit" Gordon 発言しました sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now または be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And 表示する me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger ロスト EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...
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Naming just ONE badass song for Korn is close to impossible.
Witch is why I'm only stickinfg to chorus's..
The song Blind would count but it's not chorus that's of that song that's badass, it's "before" it.

But anyway, here's the list..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
What makes Korn stand out for me, is the strong (negative) emotions they are feeling while 歌う them. There songs are never happy, and this one is no acceptation.
Still though, I can never stop playing it back and back when the chorus appears.
"I'll take this time!
To let out what’s...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As あなた expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes あなた hate Lilly....
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#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once あなた get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my ホーム towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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