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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I 発言しました whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I 発言しました whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!


#4:
Peele: (as girl character) あなた are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!


#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess あなた learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".


#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line によって Mel Gibson.. He 発言しました "I hope あなた get rapped によって a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he 発言しました a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..


#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will あなた have キッス with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the パンチ line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH あなた WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the パンチ line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).


#8:
Killer: I will cover あなた in gasoline and set あなた on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny あなた should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.


#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And あなた know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.


#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! あなた A DEMON! (walks off),


#11:
Peele: I 発言しました biiiiiiiiitch!


#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: あなた WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS あなた TOO! あなた WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR パン AND バター あなた MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID もっと見る COCAINE THAN あなた WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!


#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).


#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW あなた killed her.. あなた have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's あなた standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!


#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).


#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my ベッド and hanging them from the ceiling ファン at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have あなた been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of あなた just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! あなた WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, あなた did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did あなた throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and あなた even 発言しました some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.


#17:
Killer: Hey.. あなた ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are あなた Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?


#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN 通り, ストリート FIGHT!!


#19:
Peele: あなた WILL RESPECT ME! あなた LITTLE SHIT!!


#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: あなた see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let あなた know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, または laughing....
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as あなた are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what あなた THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because あなた decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! または I WILL SET あなた ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him によって telling her that his species are dying. But she has 秒 thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes によって killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the 通り, ストリート with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten によって parasprites, and now あなた want me to buy あなた a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are あなた in a bad mood? クリスマス is coming soon.
Twilight:...
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#1:
"Let's read 名言・格言 during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, あなた can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and あなた wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell あなた how I really felt about it, but then I... I told あなた the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My 質問 is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using ポニー Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just 愛 everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching ポニー Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the ポニー mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov 虹 ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored によって a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized グローブ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told あなた if あなた keep falling asleep, their gonna kick あなた outta here"...
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The series is set in GTA5, but Seras is a Hellsing crossover character who became my お気に入り because of it..

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"I have to ask… So do あなた ヴァンパイア really drink blood?" Carly asked, wearing a George Thorogood & The Destroyers T-Shirt. It gives Carly an idea on what to give Seras for her birthday 次 month, it's obvious who Seras's お気に入り band is. And she saw plenty of V.H. T-Shirts when she went shopping last week.

"Twice a 月 it's needed for us to keep full strength, personally, I steal from the blood bank. It feels...
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This one is all me.. I thought of more.. Could only think of 4.. But there good ones..


#1: ZORIN BLITZ - HELLSING:

So Zorin is the first villlain I personally HATE.. That's right, even もっと見る than Major.. It's hard for me to deeply hate villains. But there's something about this 雌犬 that rubs me the wrong way. I was so excited to see her in action, and she's basically cheating. Fucking with your mind.. So yeah. She's number one for もっと見る "personal" reasons.. But even than, someone who makes Seras revist a memory like THAT, clearly dserved that fucked up death she got.. Honestly, even I...
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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, または mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit もっと見る intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation によって sharks is of great importance to the...
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#1:
Gareth: We used to help people. We saved people. Things changed. They came in and - After that... I know that you've been out there, I can see it. あなた don't know what it is to be hungry. あなた don't have to do this. We can walk away. And we will never クロス paths again. I promise you.
Rick Grimes: But you'll クロス someone's path. You'd do this to anyone, right? Besides, I already made あなた a promise.
[Rick pulls out the machete he promised to kill Gareth with and swings down repeatedly as Rick's group attacks Gareth's group].


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Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking. ’Did he 火災, 火 six...
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