Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I 発言しました whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I 発言しました whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) あなた are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess あなた learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line によって Mel Gibson.. He 発言しました "I hope あなた get rapped によって a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he 発言しました a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will あなた have キッス with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the パンチ line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH あなた WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the パンチ line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover あなた in gasoline and set あなた on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny あなた should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And あなた know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! あなた A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I 発言しました biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: あなた WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS あなた TOO! あなた WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR パン AND バター あなた MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID もっと見る COCAINE THAN あなた WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW あなた killed her.. あなた have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's あなた standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my ベッド and hanging them from the ceiling ファン at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have あなた been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of あなた just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! あなた WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, あなた did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did あなた throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and あなた even 発言しました some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. あなた ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are あなた Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN 通り, ストリート FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: あなた WILL RESPECT ME! あなた LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd あなた leave the toilet シート, 座席 up?
Peele: 雌犬 WHY WAS あなた LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do あなた even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I 発言しました whatever.
Key: (reading text) Like I 発言しました whatever!?.. FUCK THIS GUY!!
#4:
Peele: (as girl character) あなた are LITERARY an asshole!
Key: I can't be LITERARY an asshole! I have legs, and a body!
#5:
(to live audience)
Key: In movies.. In every group of 3 white friends, they always has to be the "black best friend".
Peele: Yes, and the lines are always the same.. (names several lines I forget what they are).
Key: There's also..
Both: Oh Hell's no!..
Peele: Yes, and they always say the moral at the end.. "Guess あなた learned the true meaning of (insert here)"
Key: Come on guys... Not "every" black dude is "wise" and "reasonable".
#6:
(to live audience)
Key: I heard a line によって Mel Gibson.. He 発言しました "I hope あなた get rapped によって a pack of niggers!"... a PACK!?
Peele: Yes. He is the most racist man in the world.
Key: If he 発言しました a pack of.. African americans... It is NOT better..
#7:
Peele: (telling joke) So there's this girl.
Key: uh huh?
Peele: and she goes to her doctor.
Key: (giggles).
Peele: And asks him.. Will あなた have キッス with me?
Key: (bursts into laughter).
Peele: No.. That wasn't the joke.. It was just the build up.
Key: (laughs even harder).
Peele: (trying to shout over Keagan's laughter) She asks that.. And he says, no that would be unprofessional.
Key: Unprofessional. HAWHAWHAWHAW!!
Peele: Still not the パンチ line.
Key: (laughing anyway).
Peele: (over the laughter) SHE ASKS HIM AGAIN.. HE SAYS.. I SUDDEN'T EVEN HAVE SEX WITH あなた WAIT NOW.
Key: (falls silent, despite this having been the パンチ line)... Then what?
Peele: Guess.. She sues him.
Key: (laughs loudly).
#8:
Killer: I will cover あなた in gasoline and set あなた on FIRE!!
Peele: Funny あなた should say that.. I'm getting pretty cold in here.
#9:
(the duo wake up in the SAW bathroom).
Key: ... Not so bad.
Peele: Yes, it's all about prospective, at least I'm alive.
Key: Yeah, there's sort of a positive in having no opinions, we know we won't escape so we won't even try.
Peele: Plus.. All this time away from my phone.. My lap top.. I feel unplugged..
Key: And あなた know what else.. (his arm is cut off) Don't miss the arm... I'm a lefty anyway.
#10:
(to live audience).
Key: We black people, avoid ANYTHING supernatural.
Peele: (pretending to be a magician) Pick a card.
Key: OH HELL'S NO! あなた A DEMON! (walks off),
#11:
Peele: I 発言しました biiiiiiiiitch!
#12:
Peele: FUCK STEVE!
Key: あなた WILL FUCK STEVE'S DICK IF HE ASKS あなた TOO! あなた WILL SUCK HIS FUCKIN DICK! HE IS OUR パン AND バター あなた MOTHER FUCKER!.. I AM HIGH ON COCAINE!
Peele: I'M A FUCKIN ACTOR!.. I DID もっと見る COCAINE THAN あなた WEITH MOTHERFUCKER!!
#13:
Key: (as news reporter) This just in.. Little baby susie is still missing.. Help us lo- What's that? They found her? She's fine? Well FUCK ME!! (throws something in anger).
#14:
Key: (as detective) We KNOW あなた killed her.. あなた have a song about it.
Peele: (as rapper) ... It's just words man.
Key: (as detective) The NAME of the album! Is "I killed (the victims name)!".. And look at the cover.. It's あなた standing over her body, holding the gun we found at the scene!
#15:
key: (as idiot guard) BREAKING HIM OUT HERE!
Peele: (prisoner) Don't shout.. (sarcastically) may as well pull the alarm.
Key: Good idea.. (pulls the alarm).
#16:
Key:: Roommate meeting... Roommate meeting!
Peele: Gogo, what the hell? I've got a hangover!
Key: I don't give a fuck about your hangover, okay Brendan? I want a roommate meeting, and I want it now! Okay... Now, somebody's been taking shit out of the refrigerator and throwing it on the ground, and it's pissing me off.
Guy: Is this another one of your stupid pranks, Jonald?
Jonald: No.. And YOUR pranks are stupid.
Is it you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Jonald: (scary ghost behind them) I said, somebody's been taking shit out of the fridge and throwing it on the fuckin ground! And I want to know who it is, because it's not funny!
Key: (the ghost behind is closer) Well, what I want to know is, who keeps pulling the sheets off my ベッド and hanging them from the ceiling ファン at night? Was that you, Monday?
Monday: What?
Key: (ghost is closer) Have あなた been taking everybody's sheets off them in the night and hanging them from the ceiling fans?
Monday: What? No.
Key: (ghost is closer) Well, clearly, someone's been doing that! (glass shatters obviously from the ghost they aren't aware of) Whoa! Who did that? Peele: (the ghost is still behind them) Yeah! who the fuck just did that!? Which one of あなた just threw that bottle?
Guy: What are we even talking about right now? Key: Did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Jonald? Jonald: No, Gogo! fuck you! I didn't throw it!
Key: Well, did あなた fucking throw that bottle, Brendon?
Jonald: Yeah! あなた WOULD do that, Brendon.
Peele: Dude, no! I didn't throw the bottle!
Key: (ghost is inches away from them) Well, somebody threw that fucking bottle, and you're the one who drew dicks on everyone's forehead!
Guy: Yeah, あなた did do that!
Peele: (ghost is touching him) But dicks are hilarious, though!
Guy: This is just destructive! What about you, Monday? Did あなた throw that bottle?
Ghost: (low growl).
Monday: What bottle?
Key: The fuckiing bottle, dude! It just smashed against the wall, and あなた even 発言しました some shit about it!
Monday: Well, I didn't throw a bottle.
Key: Well, obviously, it wasn't Ping. He's got the best grades in the house.
Possesed guy: (hisses)
Key: Good point, Ping.
#17:
Killer: Hey.. あなた ladies want to see Channing Tatum?
Key and Peele: (dressed as girls). OH MY GOD! (they crawl in the van),
Peele: Where are あなた Channing?
Key: (happily) Is that a hawksaw?
#18:
Key: IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN 通り, ストリート FIGHT!!
#19:
Peele: あなた WILL RESPECT ME! あなた LITTLE SHIT!!
#20:
Both: We put the pussy of the train wails!!
As much as I 愛 grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much もっと見る comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, あなた have the choice of killing him または letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if あなた choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted あなた to do this.
Even if あなた kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told あなた to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much もっと見る comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, あなた have the choice of killing him または letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if あなた choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted あなた to do this.
Even if あなた kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told あなた to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know 発言しました this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing あなた can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 発言しました before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown によって his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing あなた can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every 日 assurance..
As I 発言しました before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown によって his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before あなた even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a 蚊 bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before あなた even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
あなた better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna パンチ あなた square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If あなた don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
あなた don't understand. あなた don't understand because あなた don't understand liberty. あなた don't understand freedom. So あなた put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! あなた hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
あなた tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ホーム によって tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If あなた have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
あなた better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna パンチ あなた square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If あなた don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
あなた don't understand. あなた don't understand because あなた don't understand liberty. あなた don't understand freedom. So あなた put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! あなた hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
あなた tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ホーム によって tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If あなた have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!