I Want to Beat Edward Cullen With a Stick

"...I'm not going to write a review. I am, instead, going to provide あなた with a catalog. A count of various elements in the book, which should give あなた a feel for exactly how numerous its flaws are." For anyone who shares my disdain for Twilight. ;-)
キーワード: parody, funny, book, hilarious, catalog, twilight, エドワード・カレン, anti twilight

	提出されましたによって Dearheart １年以上前

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	chloep said: O............k........ posted １年以上前.

	Dearheart said: And no, I didn't write the catalog or anything. I just found it on livejournal and thought I'd share it here. So don't thank me or praise me (or stick my head in a blender, depending on who you are) for writing that brilliant article. IT WASN'T ME!! :-p posted １年以上前.

	i_luv_angst said: OH MY GOD LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious. Finally someone else who does not want twilight (it doesn't even deserve to be capitalized) to take over the world.... posted １年以上前.

	king_wa said: OMG!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted １年以上前.

	ebathory said: LMAO! That was the funniest thing I have read in a while! Good on you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who is worried what reading this 'book' is doing to the brains of the teenage girls of the world.... posted １年以上前.

	housegrl32 said: Awesome! Sometimes I worry I'm the only person on earth who really hates this series, but I will worry no more!:D posted １年以上前.

	spikes_girl said: poor girl, her brain obviously has something wrong with it...she should see a doctor. a highly trained, twilight-loving doctor. for she is clearly insane. posted １年以上前.

	Dearheart said: Lol, to each his own I guess. But seriously, did you not see all those things she listed? Such as Edward's "beauty" being described 165 TIMES?? Or Ed kissing Bella and her heart LITERALLY stops? Or Stephanie Meyer's unwieldy adjectives and not-so-good grammar? ("Incandescent" and "scintillating" indeed...what do they teach in schools these days?...) I personally think the gal who wrote this catalog/parody is one of the few people out there who AREN'T insane, lol. Twilight has killed many, many innocent brain cells. It's tragic. And even MORE tragic that the author of this thing shares my first name, grrrrr... Someday I swear, I will get published and give the name "Stephanie" a reputation to be PROUD OF!! Lol, I am writer! Hear me roar!! :-P Kinda random, but I happen to like another character named Edward who has more intrigue and character depth in his little finger than the sparkly guy ever had altogether. And HE'S from a bloody anime/manga!! finishes ranting and flees for her life from all the Twi-hards and Edward fangirls chasing after her with torches and pitchforks... posted １年以上前. last edited １年以上前

	spikes_girl said: runs after dearheart carrying torches and pitchforks lol posted １年以上前.

	khfan12 said: love it. its so true, i mean, how could edward be real? It was just stupid of the author to depict edward as 'perfect' hate to tell you this(not really) no one is perfect. posted １年以上前. last edited １年以上前

	Dearheart said: Lol, that's alright. If people enjoy Twilight, that's cool. The only time it REALLY gets on my nerves is when the fangirls worship the series like their freakin' Bible, lol. posted １年以上前.

	king_wa said: come on spikes_girl... you know it was funny!!!!!!!!!! posted １年以上前.

	spikes_girl said: no, i know it was insanity. and you do too posted １年以上前.

	emisa123 said: ...that...was...amazing!!! posted １年以上前.

	tristesabovell said: That was funny, but if you wrote a book that you thought was a big hit would you like somebody making fun of it. Thats just not fair, to the author at least.!!!!! posted １年以上前.