The Chuck and Blair Cronicles

(I HATE this ep, But I'm not gonna re write it-cba. This one isn't really a C/B ep it's もっと見る of a Blair episode, But they do have C/B scenes but the 次 episode is defo about them! So hope あなた enjoy it anyway.)

Episode 6: We Aren't Family

GG: Ohh parents, Everyone's gotta 愛 their parents, Sweet parents. Right Blair? -No. Mom dating V'd Dad, Not the step family あなた had in mind B. Could V be working her way onto the A-list?

At the Waldorf Appartment.
Ross and Eleanor are sitting on the ソファー, ソファ cuddling and laughing.
Vanessa and Blair are standing behind them looking very angry and unpleased.

B: I do not believe this?
V: あなた think I do?
B: I can't have my Mom dating your Dad
V: Wow, for the first time I'm actually agreeing with you
B: I'd of taken Cyrus anyday over this...
V: How are we going to do this?
B: I don't know, But I will do it, I don't want あなた as my step sister
V: Feeling's mutual. (voice gets louder) Dad! Can we go now?

R: Oh but あなた and Blair are getting on so well.
V: (grins) Oh I wouldn't go that far...
B: (smiles) Neither would I
V: Dad, Lets go...
R: Alright Sweetie, Okay, I'll call あなた tomorrow (kisses Eleanor goodbye)
E: Alright honey, Bye
R: Bye
E: (Ross and Vanessa walk towards the elvator) Bye Vanessa
V: Bye Mrs Waldorf (Ross and Vanessa leave)
B: Mother, Honestly...
E: Oh don't start Blair
B: あなた can't 日付 him...
E: Why ever not? What's wrong with him?
B: What's right with him?
E: (hmph)
B: Mom, Please I'm asking あなた don't 日付 him
E: You've 発言しました that over and over to me over the years and I think it's about time I do something I want, Not what あなた want
B: (looks annoyed)

Chuck enters the appartment from the elevator.

C: Hello...
B: (smiles) Hey
E: Charles...
C: Mrs Waldorf, How are you?
E: Great, But I'm sure Blair will fill あなた in
B: Lets go

Blair and Chuck leave and enter the elevator.

C: What was punky brewster doing leaving here?
B: Well her Dad is dating my Mom
C: (bursts out laughing)
B: This isn't funny! I need to sort this out.
C: How あなた gonna do that?
B: Ohh I don't know, But I don't wanna talk about that tonight, I just wanna have fun
C: we can do fun...

Blair smiles and they both exit the elevator.

The 次 日 at school.
Serena and Blair are sitting on the steps talking.

S: So I read on Gossip Girl, あなた and Vaness could become family
B: Don't even put those two words together
S: (Smiles) Oh come on atleast your Mom's happy right?
B: Oh yeah, Mom Happy, So everyone's happy exept me, So if I'm not happy, Chuck isn't happy and if Chuck's not happy, The whole バン der ベース family wont be happy, which includes you, So あなた agree with me on this.
S: Absolutly. (smiles)
B: Great well...Help me come up with a plan to get of him
S: こんにちは no no no,
B: Come on Serena
S: Oh Okay I got one! (Blair looks enthusiastic) Throw headband at Ross. (smiles)
B: (Sarcastic) Ha Ha.
S: I'm sorry B. Why don't あなた ask Chuck?
B: I did, But he couldn't think of anything...right
S: (joking) Well あなた know if all fails あなた could always plant drugs on him
B: (Looks enthusiastic and looks at Serena)
S: No Blair. That's wrong, あなた can't do that
B: こんにちは あなた 発言しました it not me
S: As a joke, あなた can't do that
B: Why not?
S: Because あなた can't Blair...Where would あなた get it from?
B: あなた forget who my boyfriend is...

School ベル rings.

S: (Serena stands up) I gotta get to class, But Blair don't do it...
B: If あなた say so...

Serena walks away, leaving Blair looking pleased with the idea.

GG: Spotted. S and B on the school steps. Discussing family matters B. Oh don't be shy let us all know...After all we all want to know what's going on inside that pretty head of yours...

Later in the 日 at the バン der ベース Appartment, In Chuck's room.
Blair and Chuck are making out.

B: Chuck..
C: MmmHmm (carries on キス her)
B: I need あなた to do something
C: (stops and looks intreaged) name it? It's done
B: (smiles) It's about my Mom and ughh Ross, I need to end it and あなた can help me
C: What do あなた need?
B: (grins)

Blair begins to explain the plan to Chuck.
Chuck nods along.

B: So...
C: Little bitchy don't あなた think?
B: It's what I do best.
C: Don't I know it...
B: (smiles) You'll do it
C: For you, Always

They both continue to make out.
(Later at the Waldorf Appartment, Ross and Eleanor are in the キッチン talking. Blair joins them having put the drugs into Ross' コート pocket. Eleanor and Ross are laughing and talking.)

B: Hello..
E: Oh Blair
R: こんにちは Blair, How are あなた today?
B: I'm good,
R: Great, Well sweetie I'll get my コート then we can leave.
B: Oh don't worry, I'll fetch it. (Blair goes and gets the コート and hands it to Ross)
R: Thanks Blair

Ross puts the コート on and while he does the bag of drugs falls out of the pocket.

E: Oh whats that? (Eleanor picks up the bag) What's this?
R: I have no idea, Eleanor I don't know, their not mine
E: (looks shocked) Well whose are they?
B: Yes whose?
R: I don't know, But their not mine
E: Then why are they in your coat!
R: I don't know!
E: あなた liar. (shouting) Just get out! Get out!!!
B: Go on go!
R: Eleanor...
E: GO!!!

Ross leaves.

B: Mom, I'm sorry
E: (Eleanor is crying, Blair hugs her, Blair looks realeved)

(Later in the evening)
Blair is her room talking lying on the bed.
Vanessa enters.

V: What the hell do あなた think your doing?
B: How did あなた get in here
V: Doesn't matter. Why did あなた do it?
B: What?
V: Planting drugs on my father!
B: Ohh, Get over it, あなた told me to fix it and I did, No もっと見る step siblings WooHoo!
V: I can't believe あなた did that
B: Listen, I don't want my Mom dating または even marrying a loser like your father
V: Oh don't pretend this is about my Dad, Because lets face it Blair this was about you! And what Blair wants, Blair gets right? あなた can't ruin people's lives because your Blair Waldorf!
B: (gets up to face Vanessa) I think I can
V: Your not getting away with this
B: I think I just did
V: I'll bring あなた down Blair
B: With what? (grins)
V: I'll get あなた back for this
B: I'm so scared...

Vanessa leaves.
Blair grins and giggles to herself.

GG: V vowing vengance on Blair. Can V really take down the クイーン B? There's only one way to find out, 雌犬 Fight, But we all know who's going to come out of that fight alive...You know あなた 愛 me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

TO BE CONTINUED...

The 次 ep will be based around the death of Bart, He is killed, So defo a C/B ep. :D