such a bass
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rachel and gregory were talking, rachel had dragged gregory to go shopping. in all honesty he didnt care about going shopping if he found some boy clothes that he liked for himself. his parents were chuck and blair ベース after all. fashion sense was just in his familys blood.
G: so rachel i was wondering...
R: what?
G: why do あなた hate me?
R: i dont hate あなた greg, あなた do get on my nerves but your my friend.
G: nearly every girl is dying for me to put my hand under their school スカート but あなた are untouched によって my charm. why's that excatly?
R: because it isnt charm its heinous disgusting comments. plus nearly every other girl wants to be もっと見る experienced than the other and sleep with あなた out of desperation.
G: your sister slept with me?
R: that's diffrent
G: how?
R: she spends to much time with あなた and somehow あなた have rubbed of on her.
G: oh i definatly rubbed o...(interupted)
R: dont even finish that sentence
G: would あなた ever sleep with me?
R: no.
G: let me touch あなた somewhere no one else had?
R: no
G: give me a blo...(interupted)
R: NO!
G:(laughs) alright alright dont get your knickers in a twist. how about...
R: no もっと見る sick comments.
G: how about one kiss?
R: no.
G: what if we were playing a game?
R: not even then.
G: i repel あなた that much?
R: あなた dont repel me あなた just... arnt my type.
G: a ベース isnt your type... thats a new one.
R: look greg your good looking but the コメント and need for sex, not wanting a reletionship puts me off straight away. i want a healthy relationship with a guy, not a one night stand. a relationship is something あなた dont do so in no way can give to me.
G: ok i'll except your honesty.
R: によって the way i was talking to vicky before we left your house and she 発言しました tyler wasnt at school today.
G: why do あなた care where a 17 年 old is?
R: he's my cousin and his dad is back in his life. あなた remember his abusive, drug using dad.
G: oh yeah.
R: あなた dont think its anything suspicious do you?
G: it'll be fine. tyler knows how to look after himself, he was a little kid when all the abuse started to happen but now that he's older he will know how to handle the situation.
R: i hope so.
G: dont worry about it.
R: thanks
G: no problem
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victoria was looking over the pieces of jewllery, there were so many but they were only starters. she could believe she had agreed to come here after she made the stupid bet. she was a bass,no matter if she had won または ロスト she wouldnt have to go through with it if she decided not to. but she didnt want to give, patrick baizen the sadisfaction of calling her a chicken. she had made her ベッド now she had to lie in it.
P(patrick): decided what belly button piercing あなた want yet?
V: still deciding.
P: i think your putting it of
V: i am not, but if this thing is to remain in my belly button then i prefer to get a decent one.
P: they're the most expensive belly button piercings あなた can buy. pick one.
V: i think i'll go plain and simple with the diamond purple belly button piercing.
P: nothing extravagent about it.
V: i will probably change it in a few weeks. when i go shopping for piercings i'll probably buy something much もっと見る beautiful. plus do あなた want me to go over the 上, ページのトップへ your paying.
P: true enough, so the purple one?
V: the purple one. (she nodds her head)
after she got her belly button pierced she was checking it out in the mirror, it didnt look as bad as she thought it would. it was actually really pretty.
P: i thought for a while あなた wouldnt go through with it.
V: im victoria bass, i never back away from a challenge.
P: my father 発言しました your dad's answer to everything use to be im chuck bass, あなた two are pretty simalar.
V: i wonder why (sarcasim) maybe its because he is my father あなた dimwitt.
P: what's your father going to think about his little エンジェル getting her belly button pierced?
V: maddie got her belly button pierced? (sarcasim)
P: very funny, but あなた know you're your fathers perfest little angel. he hates あなた having anything to do with people like me and my father and people who acted like chuck did when he was in high school.
V: that's because you're vermin patrick, and i never listen to my father. if i did i would be a virgin but im not.
P: im sure he'd 愛 it if i told him あなた 発言しました that.
V: and im sure he'd 愛 it if i told him that あなた were the one who forced me to get my belly button pierced.
P: touché. your rather good at black male arnt あなた vicky?
V: lets get things straight, only my フレンズ call me vicky and あなた are not my friend. and im not クイーン of constance for no reason of course im good at blackmail.
P: i bet your good at other things aswell, how about we try out a few of those things?
V:(scoffs) yeah right, i dont associate myself with people who act like you.
P: well then you'll have to cut your little brother off.
V: what are あなた talking about? gregory may not be a virgin but あなた like to flash the things あなた conquer around.
P: well i seen little brother in a public place with one hand u some girls スカート and another roaming other... fun places.
V: you're lying. gregory would never do that to a girl in public.
P: he would because i seen him.
V: ughhhh! i will kill him.
P: why he is only following ベース tradition?
V: that's not ベース tradition, my father changed and he wouldnt want his son 芝居 like that! and i told him if he wasnt going to respect girls he was not to humilate them in public.
P: calm down.
V: i got to leave (gets her bag and walks out)
P:(turns to the worker) i hope she figures out i was joking. thanks for the piercing out it on my credit card.
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victoria was just about to enter her building to find gregory and shout the head of him but she banged into someone. she turned around to tell them to watch were they were going but noticed it was nathan.
Na: こんにちは vicky, might wanna walk around me 次 time not try and walk through me? (laughs)
V:(scoffs) あなた have your fathers humour archibald, which is none.
Na: what's stuck up your ass?
V: nothing just annoying little brothers and mix that with patrick baizen and me 日 gets alot worse!
Na: あなた were hanging out with patrick?
V: yes and he told me some valubale disgusting information about my brother and im off to kill him.
Na: we'll he's not there i went up to see if あなた were coming out for a while but i found no one in your house except for your parents and considering they were both in dressing gowns... yuck.
V: i dont have time for this where is he?
Na: what did baizen tell you?
V: he 発言しました that he seen gregory with a hand up a girls スカート and the other somewhere else. i thought he was better than that.
Na: he is, you're seriously listening to patrick bazien. his father sleeps with a lot of girls even though he is married but his wife refuses to admit it. gregory would never do that vicky and あなた know it.
V: i dont know it, he 発言しました he seen gregory.
Na: greg wouldnt do it, talk to him rationally when he gets ホーム but i know he wouldnt do anything of the sort. he has two sisters, he might be annoying to あなた but he wouldnt want someone doing that to あなた in public. neither would i so why the frig were あなた haning out with patrick baizen?
V: well he started to annoy me and i asked what would it take for him to leave me alone he 発言しました a game then we made a bet because he teased me and i ロスト (looks away)
Na: what was the bet vicky?
V: (avoids eye contact) well he 発言しました that i couldnt let him put his hand up my スカート dont worry we werent in view of other and i 発言しました i could but i wouldnt let and then he 発言しました i bet あなた couldnt and then i 発言しました i could and then he 発言しました prove it but as soon as his hand got under my スカート i made him take it back out so i lost.
Na: what was the prize?
V: well if he ロスト he had to get his eyebrow pierced and if i lost...
Na: what did あなた have to get pierced victoria?!
V: keep your voice down. it was only my belly button.
Na: あなた got your belly button pierced?
V: yes.
Na: see あなた later vicky (starts walking away)
V: where あなた going?
Na: to パンチ patrick baizen in the face.
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victoria was helping madeline read her story book from the libary. her parents had gone out for a buisness party and she was looking after maddie and gregory. he was still out and the phone rang.
V:(picks up the phone) hello?
Ty: こんにちは vicky it's tyler.
V: oh hey, あなた sound weird did something happen is that why あなた werent in?
Ty: no nothing happened with me and my dad but there is going to be another friend for maddie only three years younger.
V: what?... no way... is your mother pregnant?
Ty: yes she is she told me today.
V: omg im guessing its damiens
Ty: yes my mother hasnt been with anyone else is twelve years.
V: true.
Ty: so i just called to tell あなた because i know sometimes あなた worry.
V: well thank あなた (sees gregory enter) look tyler i got to go
Ty: uhh ok see あなた tommorow
V: bye.
(hangs up)
V: gregory?
G: vicky?
V: can i speak to あなた in the kitchen?
G: sure.
(enter the kitchen)
V: i was talking to patrick baizen today...
G: did he try something?
V: no but he did tell me something, that may または may not be true, about you.
G: what?
V: nathan 発言しました it probably isnt and i believe him もっと見る than patrick but i would like to hear it from you. did あなた have your hand up a girls スカート while touching her somewhere else in public?
G: no vicky あなた know i wouldnt do that.
V: i know and i didnt believe patrick but he 発言しました he saw you.
G: victoria i wouldnt do that. i wouldnt embaress a girl in public it is very un gentleman like.
V: ok i believe you, do あなた want to help me bring patrick down. (smirks)
G: most definatly.
V: によって the way i got my belly button pierced because i ロスト a bet to patrick.
G: even もっと見る reason to destroy him.
V: indeed.
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A/N: hope あなた enjoyed it. please review. 愛 ya. xoxo.
-Emma
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