*Theme*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 秒 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 愛 あなた more!
Katie: No, I 愛 あなた more!
Logan: I 愛 あなた もっと見る than I 愛 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 愛 you! ^^
Logan: I 愛 YOU-
ランダム guy: OMG WILL あなた TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: あなた CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S キス YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* こんにちは GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! あなた NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! または AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. あなた ストール, 盗んだ my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like あなた play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
Announcer: BIG TIME RUSH ROLECALL!
Kendall: I'm Kendall!
James: James!
Carlos: Carlos!
Logan: Logan!
Katie: Katie!
Ms. Knight: Mom!
Tyler: Tyler!
Camille: Camille!
Jennifers: Jennifer! And Jennifer!
Kelly: Kelly!
Gustavo: And I'm..FAT!
Everyone: Yeah, it's Big Time Rush! We're gonna have some fun, in the PalmWoods! We're gonna cause some trouble, in Hollywood! We've got music, and guest stars, and PIE! Yeah, it's Big! Time! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH!
*Kendall plays his guitar*
Everyone: YEAH!
James: Hi everyone! James here! TDIfangirl decided that since BTRA got so many good reviews, we decided to do a 秒 episode! SO HOLD ON TO YOUR-
Me: JAMES! *glomps James*
Kendall: So..um...enjoy...
*In the Palmwoods*
Logan: No, I 愛 あなた more!
Katie: No, I 愛 あなた more!
Logan: I 愛 あなた もっと見る than I 愛 cream cheese!
Katie: I ADORE CREAM CHEESE!
Logan: Me too! ♥♥
Katie: I 愛 you! ^^
Logan: I 愛 YOU-
ランダム guy: OMG WILL あなた TWO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!
K+L: *making out*
RG: "-.-
James: *comes in quickly and locks the door*
Me: あなた CAN'T HIDE FROM ME JAMES-KUN!!!
James: I'm not James, I'm..uh....KENDALL!
Kendall: EXUSE ME?!
James: Oh, hi James!
Kendall: YOU'RE JAMES!
James: Um...uh..LOGAN'S キス YOUR SISTER!
Kendall: And I'd have a reason to be mad about that because?
James: ....
Gustavo: *comes in* こんにちは GUYS GUESS WHO ORDRED A NEW BOX OF WEIGHT LOSS CRAP?!
James, Kendall, Logan, and Katie: "-.- We're not even gonna guess.
Me: *comes in and looks at Gustavo* GOD DAMN! あなた NEED SOME NUTRISYSTEM!
Gustavo: *starts to cry* SHUT UP!
K+L+K+J: *laugh*
Me: SERIOUSLY! または AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM!
Carlos: *comes in* WHO PAINTED MY HELMET?!
Kelly: I did. あなた ストール, 盗んだ my Hot Wheels cars.
Carlos: What the heck? Hot Wheels? Don't girls like あなた play with Barbies?
Me, Katie, and Kelly: WHAT?!
*This part has been cut out for the sake of Carlos fans*
James: Well....that's the episode...maybe if this one is as good as the last one she'll make another one-
Me: JAMES! *glomps him again*
*Theme Song*
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
ジャスミン Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
によって LIMB によって limb によって Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome または Not
ApeRil ビーバー is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde
Starts With
Gusatavo
Kelly
BTR
Jonsa Brothers
Victorious
Baitovenn
Lighting
Hobo
Jack Black Man
Jack Castillo
Gabirela Mendez
Hailee Fat So
ジャスミン Slow so
Brook Fucksom
Mrs.Fuckigge
hUSKEY
Max Dumb-Asswell
Lunch Ladies
Cute20k
aLEXSelenaRules
Piplup
Turtwig
Micheal O'Shit
Mrs.Guyer
Mr.Fuckight
Aperil Beaver
Marcos Fuckomxz
Justin Gayiber
JorDIN Fuckarks
Panda
Guest STARING Socko and Mat29Cool and Chloe Briones
Once Apon a Fuckin Time
BTR KILLED THEMSelves
によって LIMB によって limb によって Huskey HaRDY
People Wanna Know Jack Castillo is Awesome または Not
ApeRil ビーバー is Gay
Justin GAYIER is a Liesbin
Micheal O'Shit isn't a Life Oragnism he is a BEAVCOON
"BIBER FEVER" SAYS Gabrilea Mendez
Huskey Hardy Kisses Chloe
JACK BLACK MAN MARRIES Aperil
CUTE20K MARRIES Huskey Hardy
Chloe Marries Max Dumb-AssWell
To be Contiunde
If we never flew / We would never fall / If the world was ours / We would have it all/ But the life we live isn't so simplistic / あなた just don't get what あなた want/ So we take what comes and we keep on goin' / Leaning on each other's shoulders / Then we turn around / And see we've come so far somehow // Chorus: We're Halfway There / We're lookin' good now / And nothing's gonna get in the way / We're Halfway There / And lookin' back now / I never thought that I'd ever say / We're Halfway There...Halfway There // When the chips are down / Back against the ウォール / Got no もっと見る to give / 'Cause we gave it all / Seems like going the distance is unrealistic / But we're too far from the start // Chorus // How あなた ever gonna reach the stars / If あなた never get off the ground / And you'll always be where あなた are / If あなた let life knock あなた down // Chorus