How to annoy, agitate, または freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. 作者 is not responsible for any deaths または torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in 愛 with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is 安全, 安全です with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...