Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i 発言しました so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought あなた couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do あなた see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one あなた hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red バラ while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
音楽 stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet あなた are so plain. NOW あなた RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! あなた didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt ストール, 盗んだ James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course あなた didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: あなた like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: イチイ weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: ヴァンパイア cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: あなた are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than あなた but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: あなた only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL lol WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: こんにちは Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.
Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?
Esme: Cz i 発言しました so. *holds knife*
Carlisle:Okay...........
Bella: *sits between them* i thought あなた couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.
Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do あなた see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*
Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one あなた hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red バラ while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた are so beautiful.
Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.
Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*
Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた smell good.
Bella: *blushes*
Edward: The 愛 of my life, あなた are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*
CUE 70s MUSIC
音楽 stops.
James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*
Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*
James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!
Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!
James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet あなた are so plain. NOW あなた RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*
Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*
Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! あなた didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!
Alice: I didnt ストール, 盗んだ James' cookies!!
Jasper: Of course あなた didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*
Alice: *purrs*
Jasper: あなた like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?
Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*
Jasper: イチイ weally2 wike that?
Alice: Ribbit
Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!
Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.
Alice: Oh. *dies*
Bella: ヴァンパイア cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?
Jasper: They can too!!
Bella: Na-uhhh!!
Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!
Bella: Na-uhh!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!
Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh
Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bella: NA-
Rosalie: あなた are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than あなた but edward still prefers you!
Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?
Rosalie: あなた only want me cz i fix cars.
Emmett: uhhh... no?
Edward: she's right.
Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL lol WE EC IGAH!!!
Jasper: IGAH?
Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.
Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.
Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*
Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw
Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono
Bella: こんにちは Emmett, wanna get ice cream?
Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.
Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!
Bella: To the vamp mobil!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link