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posted by Kiniko90
DISCLAIMER: 記事 taken from link. Originally from link によって link.

Real women do not have curves. Real women do not look like just one thing.

Real women have curves, and not. They are tall, and not. They are brown-skinned, and olive-skinned, and not. They have small breasts, and big ones, and no breasts whatsoever.

Real women start their lives as baby girls. And as baby boys. And as 赤ちゃん of indeterminate biological sex whose bodies terrify their doctors and families into making all kinds of very sudden decisions.

Real women have big hands and small hands and long elegant fingers and short stubby...
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posted by breebree446
The Difference between あなた and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make あなた REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make あなた SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make あなた STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make あなた PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make あなた RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make あなた SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make あなた COOL,
So why bother?



This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another Eメール guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine または feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher スプリット, 分割 the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine または a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last 年 I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in 全体, 全体的です system performance - particularly in the 花 and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf クラブ 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.

The world is your urinal. あなた never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure あなた can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and あなた need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 分 is only five 分 if あなた have just been 与えられた five もっと見る 分 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and あなた should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an Eメール and it made me smile!! Enjoy!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN 与えられた LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an Eメール I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. あなた need it down. あなた don’t hear us complaining about あなた leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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Express yourself, によって removing parts of your expression. How to get pretty without using any ugly words.
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Lita Ford wrote this song as tribute to her Mom who passed away.
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