One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth 日 of working overtime.
An エンジェル appeared and said,
"Why are あなた spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have あなた seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet コーラ and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a キッス that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The エンジェル was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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