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posted by isabelle_905

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure あなた can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and あなた need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 分 is only five 分 if あなた have just been 与えられた five もっと見る分 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and あなた should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an Eメール I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. あなた need it down. あなた don’t hear us complaining about あなた leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon または the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

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When a Guy Likes You...

posted by Summer_Leanne

-He stares at あなた a lot
- He hits あなた a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that 日 she picked あなた up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with あなた cuz あなた couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make あなた laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever あなた two talk
-You hung up on him. He called あなた back
- あなた where invited によって him to a group outin
- He called あなた to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...

Over It によって Eve Ensler

posted by SelinaKyle

Over It
by Eve Ensler
Tony award winning playwright, performer and activist

link

I am over rape.

I am over rape culture, rape mentality, rape pages on Facebook.

I am over the thousands of people who signed those pages with their real names without shame.

I am over people demanding their right to rape pages, and calling it freedom of speech または justifying it as a joke.

I am over people not understanding that rape is not a joke and I am over being told I don't have a sense of humor, and women don't have a sense of humor, when most women I know (and I know a lot) are really fucking funny. We just don't...

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Girls Are Like Apples On Trees!

posted by breebree446

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the 上, ページのトップへ of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the 上, ページのトップへ think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
メリダとおそろしの森 enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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I am me...

posted by breebree446

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, または games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, または doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back または to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, または talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone または regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to...

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Girls Don’t Realize These Things

posted by isabelle_905

Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought あなた roses
to tell あなた that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with あなた when あなた were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy あなた expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

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A TRUE BOYFRIEND

posted by isabelle_905

Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from あなた mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes あなたまたは hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her あなた愛 her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When あなた see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When あなた see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When あなた see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...

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To The Nice Guys Left

posted by isabelle_905

Another Eメール I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting または losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her お花 and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has 与えられた her お花 just because.

To every guy that 発言しました he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....